>> YOU KNOW, BRENDAN, I'M REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT MY MATH QUIZ TODAY.

>> SIS, I'M SURE YOU GOT IT.

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MY ART PROJECT TODAY.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE TO DRAW.

>> I WONDER WHAT MOM DOES WHILE WE'RE AT SCHOOL ALL DAY?

>> GOOD POINT.

I BET SHE REALLY MISSES US.

>> BOTH: HMM.

>> HMM, MY KIDS ARE HEADED OFF TO SCHOOL.

AND I BET THEY THINK I MISS THEM.

I DO NOT.

WHILE THEY ARE GONE, I CAN DO SOMETHING THEY WON'T.

PLAY WITH THE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF TOYS, BOOKS AND PLAY GROUND EQUIPMENT THAT THEY NO LONGER USE.

I'M GOING TO GET SOME VALUE OUT OF THE MONEY I SPENT.

I'M THE QUEEN OF MY CASTLE, BUT I CAN'T FIGURE THIS RUBRIC'S CUBE OUT.

MY FRIENDS ARE ERE.

IT'S A PLAY DATE!

AND A PARTY!

COME ON IN, LADIES.

>> OW ARE YOU?

>> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

PLAY DATE!

WHOO!

THAT'S RIGHT!

THEY HAD ME BUY THESE UNO CARDS.

I DON'T KNOW THE LAST TIME THEY PLAYED THEM.

DID YOU PULL A DRAW TWO?

SO I TOOK OFF MOST OF MY CLOTHES BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO SWEAT TOO MUCH.

HA!

WHO KNEW GREG WAS GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE JUST LIKE ME?

MY KIDS HAD ME BUY 50 MILLION COPIES OF -- MY KIDS HAD ME SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON THIS RAINBOW PLAY SYSTEM THAT THEY DON'T EVEN HANG OUT ON ANYMORE!

[ Laughter ] HOW ABOUT WE GO UPSTAIRS, TRY ON ALL MY DAUGHTER CAMERON'S CLOTHES, THE ONES THAT SHE HAD TO HAVE BUT NO LONGER WANTS TO WEAR?

YAY!

LET'S GO!

WHOO!