(drumsticks tapping) (laid back music) ♪ Now I'm radiant as ever ♪ ♪ I'm here as I stand ♪ in all my glory ♪ ♪ I got too much to say ♪ so I'm a story tell ♪ ♪ Tell you this story ♪ ♪ Once once upon a time ♪ there was this guy ♪ ♪ I was so blind thought ♪ he was super fly ♪ ♪ And now I know he was not ♪ the man for me or anybody ♪ ♪ But why ♪ ♪ He only talked of himself ♪ never cared about me ♪ ♪ He never took me seriously ♪ ♪ Always blamed his ♪ mistakes on his upbringing ♪ ♪ So watch out for a man ♪ that's got you singing like ♪ ♪ Bum bum bum ♪ ♪ Bum bum bum bum bum ♪ ♪ Bum bum bum ♪ ♪ Bum bum bum bum bum ♪ ♪ No I wasn't calling him Hun ♪ ♪ I knew he ain't the one ♪ ♪ I was done done done ♪ ♪ His big fat ego ♪ was a big fat no no ♪ ♪ That's a big ole no no no no ♪ ♪ There we were at ♪ the end of the night ♪ ♪ Thinking I got so lucky ♪ ♪ Then I woke up ♪ he's not by my side ♪ ♪ It wasn't even 8:30 ♪ ♪ And that's when I ♪ knew he ain't who ♪ ♪ Who I thought I ♪ would be so into ♪ ♪ I wondered is he the right ♪ man for me or anybody ♪ ♪ So who is he ♪ ♪ He never covered the bill ♪ so your girl had to pay ♪ ♪ He never bought me ♪ flowers on a date ♪ ♪ He'd be so distant I couldn't ♪ help myself from clinging ♪ ♪ You know he almost had me ♪ ♪ Now he's gotta ♪ me singing like ♪ ♪ Bum yeah ♪ ♪ He a bum ♪ ♪ Looking so dumb bum bum ♪ ♪ Bum bum bum bum bum ♪ ♪ No I wasn't calling him Hun ♪ ♪ I knew he ain't the one ♪ ♪ I was done ♪ ♪ His big fat ego ♪ was a big fat no no ♪ ♪ No nah-no nah-nah-no no ♪ ♪ No no no no no no no ♪ ♪ Stay away from ♪ them red flags ♪ ♪ Better start ♪ packing your bags ♪ ♪ Nuh-Uh nuh-uh ♪ ♪ No-No no-no ♪ ♪ No no no no no no ♪ ♪ No-Oh no-oh ♪ ♪ No-Oh no-oh ♪ ♪ No-Oh no-oh ♪ ♪ No-Oh no-oh no ♪ ♪ Stay away from the red flags ♪ ♪ Better start ♪ packing your bags ♪ ♪ Stay away from them no no no ♪ ♪ No no no no ♪ ♪ Bum bum bum ♪