[Music] and don't complain I went out with a chaperon until the day I got married yeah so did [Music] I besides there is nothing wrong with chaperons they always existed always yes they were created by God Mike I was wondering you know if if you would mind if we had to go to the prom with the chaperon of course see I told you oh I'm so glad Mike I knew you would understand me but but you didn't understand I said of course I would mind [Music] come on you're going to chapon it's super chapon hey you the hair chest take your hands off my daughter it's me here do you want to look hello we are part of the new USA people listen people let us share what we have [Music] today us us [Music] EXC date [Music] Michael I still can't believe Michael aathy is taking you to the school prom Otherwise Known Asana what's so terrible about ch well first of all they take you to rock concerts and then they sit between you and your date they don't let you dance chck to Chick they listen to everything you say they smile you and then they bring you home early poor things why don't you just refuse tell your parents you refuse to go out without a sh Sharon that's like refusing to go out at all you mean they let you be chaperoned by your cousin I didn't know you had a cousin is he cute yeah she sounds like anybody can be a chapero well almost and I've seen some weird ones I do Carmen I've got it the solution to your problems the answer to your prayers your new chaperon don't make me laugh Hey Joe why not maybe daddy will let me double date with you look no dice Carmen oh Joe uh speaking of dates are you taking anyone to the prom of course who well uh I don't know yet but I've narrowed it down to three Shar well neither of you has a date as last resort I could uh go with one of you right don't hold your breath you worm now I'm going to go talk to my parents just going to sit down and think positive a date a handsome date tall B even just a date Mommy I want to talk to you papy I want to talk to you too I want to talk to you well darling talk to us well I want to know if you well if you you know if you g what is it I want to know if you'll let me go to the prom next month without a chaperon chap [Music] we don't want certain things to happen to you what things terrible things I see and don't complain I went out with a Sheron until the day I got married yeah so did I besides there's nothing wrong with chaon they always existed always yes they were created by [Music] God well she's right Pepe Adam and Eve didn't have a chaperon they should have H that's why the snake got them [Music] I [Music] tried what am I going to tell Mike theuth he'll never come back He'll Be Gone with the Wind [Music] if Mike really wants to go out with you no chapon in the world is going to stop him it's his loss you tell him oh hi Mike Hi V hi Carmen how are you just fine you know I'm I'm really looking forward to the big prom have about you huh Mike I have something to tell you well go ahead well you see it's my parents they're sort of conservative conserv no well Mike I was wondering you know if if you would mind if we had to go to the prom with the chaperon of course see I told you oh I'm so glad Mike I knew you would understand me but but you didn't understand I said of course I would mind you know what they say Corman two is company and three is one cub and too many besides I can't afford it you can't afford the prom no no no I can't afford the chaperon my Chron she's loads of fun so she she's real pretty and cute big deal she's real liberal yeah you wouldn't happen to have her phone number would you no no you people are ruining my [Music] life mommy I'm not sick I'm just [Music] miserable are you you really worried about what people will think or are you worried that me and Mike might do something yeah or no if I wanted to fool around with Mike I would find a way to do it and he here's Mikey kman I apologize when I when I told you I wouldn't go out with a chaperone well I told you what I felt instead of what I meant to say to and I hope you understand that cuz I sure don't anyway I still want to go to the prom with you and your chaer room in fact there's a dance at the school tonight would you like to go to it it's all right Mrs Peña I understand I I I guess I better be going huh Carmen see you later wait Mike don't go I'll go with you to the and I'll go with you to the dance tonight sorry but I already have a date well almost what do you mean almost I've decided to put an ad on the high school bulletin board right anyways I want to add to be bilingual so I need you to translate lovely vivacious intelligent female who's that thanks a lot I'll get be a letter to translate well I guess so well who's going to be my chopone tonight no no no don't look at me isn't anybody going to be my chapon [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] are you here with your daughter I'm dying to know who you're here with English When the Music Stops is when the Hanky Panky begins they are experts at looking as is they are doing nothing but I am an expert at catching them hey you with the hairy chest take your hands off my daughter it's me here do you want to look one has to be quick and tough like me because these kids will try to get away with murder do you know what I mean Rosario separate Maria Harry she better have no marks on her neck and those two girls are mine and no I have a chaperon service I take Master charge bank card American Express viners everything and [Applause] maybe you can drop Joel a hint that I don't have a date oh hi Joe how are you terrible I waited too longa still doesn't have a date you told me to tell him no I don't but I won't go out with you if you are the last human on [Music] earth can you convince May you're going [Music] to she was right those kids to watch them you have to be a hug the FBI well I I guess my daughter will be safe with you but uh I you guess she will have to pass what the double A American chaperon security test super [Music] chaperon Poppy I am not going anywhere with that woman either you go with her or you don't go [Music] turn around I got a date oh are you being fitted for a dress no for a chaperon can I just it for one too well we'll try it sit first of all I assume that you girls are you know what and you you are a good girl yes but don't rub it in [Laughter] okay good very good and you um you don't understand no uh how did you meet your date I advertised next [Music] question could you repeat the question what do you like to do when you go on a date it depends on the date lady you are a poor security risk security risk mhm what do you think you're going to be chaperoning Fort Knox Carmen you can't go out with this nut Sharon it's either this or nothing well good luck I'll go home and say an Al Maria for you give listen Sharon happens to be my best friend what what are you [Music] doing what is this this is the chaperon America seal of approval now raise your right hand and repeat after me I pledge allegiance I pledge allegiance to the best chaperon in America caring is's going to be safe with that woman and that's all that matters I got it here we go hello you know my cinto and you didn't bring a date I'm not here to have fun I'ma cherto okay [Laughter] [Music] ready myow you look so nice let's take a picture boy I wonder what Sharon's day will be like I bet he's a real loser [Music] pervert oh wow it's true what they say it pays to advertise get close to here everybody together all right okay smile close all right okay now get [Laughter] ready I think I better slip before your sa gets here all right we'll meet you there too late what you mean you you can shepher on the kids shut up shut up I said shut up why not uh my daughter M she's kind of sick is my mother here M I told you to stay in the car I'm feeling so sad things are never as bad as they seem oh yes they are [Music] I took the rabbit test and I killed the rabbit but the way she operates it's a wonder she didn't wipe out the entire rabbit population you have to pass are you going somewhere yes she is going in a little trip uh she needs uh some rest uh poor thing with super chaperon watching her how did she find the time faster than a spit bullet besty [Music] [Music] I wish you'd really trust me I trust you Carmen I trust you without a chapon Oh Daddy you're wonderful come on let's go before he changes his mind no no no no I I want to take a picture of all of you before you go okay smile smile now okay you're wonderful yeah I know I [Music] know you are so understanding understanding here I get the keys to the car I'm going to follow them [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey hello America we are part of the new USA people listen people let us share what we have today [Music] now we can make it happen now hey hey hey us us us we can make it happen USA USA USA USA USA [Music]