(placid music) (reel rattling) (upbeat music) (traffic droning) (placid music) >> Oh, that's fine, there you are.

>> Thank you.

>> Gee, that's swell photography.

Well, we'd better get back to the hotel and get our things packed.

'Cause the boat sails at 12 o'clock tonight.

>> Not for me it doesn't.

>> What do you mean?

>> I've decided to stay a while.

In fact, if my plans work out right, I may never go back.

>> Well, you've got to go back.

We'll lose our job at the fish market in Des Moines.

>> So what?

There're plenty of fish markets here in Paris.

(cane tapping) Garzon.

>> Oui, monsieur.

>> Another glass of milk and two fresh straws (sighs).

(Oliver sighing) >> You know what?

I think you're hiding something from me.

(Oliver giggling) (placid music) (women laughing) >> Oh, "Roses are red, candy is sweet, "this is something I sent you to eat, Ollie."

(women laughing) >> Oh, he's so silly, but the flowers are beautiful.

>> Oh, candy, who is he?

>> He's the American guest in number four.

But we must not ridicule his generosity.

Really, he and his friend are very kind.

(placid music) (door rattling) (feet thumping) (Stanley thumping) (cane slapping) Mr. Hardy.

>> Yes, ma'am.

>> I want to thank you for your photograph.

>> You're welcome.

>> And for the beautiful flowers.

>> Oh, shucks, it was just a thought.

>> And the delicious chocolates.

>> Well, I thought maybe you might want something to nibble on while you were smelling the flowers.

(Georgette laughing) (feet thumping) (Oliver singing) >> What are you so happy about?

>> Stanley, can you keep a secret?

>> Sure.

>> I'm in love.

>> You don't tell me, who is it?

>> The most gorgeous creature in the world.

Georgette, the innkeeper's daughter.

>> Well, I don't blame ya, she sure is a swell dish.

>> She certainly-- >> Yes, sir.

>> Don't call her a dish.

She's the girl that I'm going to marry.

Get a load of this diamond ring.

>> Boy, it sure is a load, yes, sir.

Say, when ya gonna get married?

>> Just as soon as I ask her.

>> Why don't you ask her now?

Then we can all go out and celebrate.

>> That's just what I intended to do.

We'll get cleaned up, and I'll go down and pop the question.

>> That's a good idea.

We sure will have a lot of fun now.

You sure can pick 'em, I never saw anything like it.

(Stanley thumping) (water sloshing) (Stanley thumping) >> What are you doing with that cushion?

>> Well, I keep on bumping me head.

(Stanley thumping) See?

>> Move it in front of the window where you can stand up.

(cabinet grinding) (Stanley thumping) (Stanley thumping) (towel thumping) How anyone could be so stupid as to stand there and continually bump their head is beyond me.

(water spraying) (Oliver thumping) (Oliver yelling) >> Why don't you stand in the window?

>> Why don't you mind your own business?

>> What is all this, I'll hear some story.

>> Papa, it's this, the girls think he's funny.

>> Yes, it is funny, yes, but remember, Georgette, you are a married woman, (placid music) and Francois is a little bit jealous.

>> Oh, Papa, he's not serious.

>> Ah, yes.

>> It's just the American way of having fun.

>> Oh, yes, yes, might be.

Run off, girls, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.

Come along.

(door rattling) (feet thumping) Francois.

Francois.

>> It is so good to see you.

>> After such a long time.

Why didn't you let us know you were coming?

>> I wanted to surprise Georgette, where is she?

(feet thumping) >> Georgette, Georgette.

>> Yes, Papa?

>> Urp.

>> Francois.

>> Oh, my darling Georgette, I've waited every day, every hour, every minute.

>> My poor Francois, how I've worried about you, way out in that lonely post in Morocco.

>> It was lonely, terribly lonely.

But that's all over now.

I've got great news for you, I've made arrangements for you to join me when I go back.

>> Oh, darling, I'm so happy.

I'm so happy, Francois.

You must be hungry, I'll get you something to eat.

(feet thumping) >> Well, how 'bout a nice, cool drink?

>> Let's drink, it'll just put me in the mood, yes, sir.

(table grinding) (chair grinding) >> Throw it over your shoulder.

(glasses crashing) (bell ringing) (feet thumping) >> What can I do for you?

>> My friend and I would like a bottle of wine.

And bring three glasses.

>> Three glasses?

>> We thought maybe you'd like to join us.

(women giggling) You know, I feel as fidgety as a jitterbug.

>> Ya do?

>> Yeah.

>> What's the matter?

>> Well, I'm nervous.

You know, Stanley, this will be the first time I've ever been married.

>> Say, now's a good time-- >> Shh.

>> Go on, now, why don't ya?

Go on, tell her.

What's the matter, you're scared?

I'll tell her for ya.

>> No, not now.

>> I know just how ya feel, let me fix it for ya.

I can fix it, just leave-- >> Shh.

>> Say, he's got somethin' to tell you.

>> Something to tell me?

>> Yeah, he's nuts about ya.

>> Nuts?

>> Just plain nuts.

>> Oh, oui.

No, I don't mean that, I mean he's crazy about ya.

He's going to marry ya, aren't ya, Ollie?

Go on, start talkin', tell her.

>> You want to marry me?

>> Well, that is, if you don't mind (laughs).

>> Oh Monsieur, you make fun of me.

>> No, he's not kidding, he's on the level.

Aren't ya, Ollie?

>> Why, certainly.

I was never more sincere in my life.

>> That's very nice of you, I'm sure.

But that can never be.

>> Oh, won't you give me one chance, Georgette?

>> Go on, why don't ya?

>> Is there someone else?

>> Yes, very much so, I'm so sorry.

(feet thumping) >> Well, that's that, no use cryin' over split milk.

Well, I guess we'd better be going, eh?

Come on, we'll-- >> You go ahead.

>> What's the matter, aren't you goin' out with me?

>> I want to be alone.

(Oliver sighing) (demoralized music) (placid music) (feet thumping) >> Oh, you won't be long, darling?

>> No, darling, but it's absolutely necessary I report to headquarters.

>> Be back right away?

>> Just as quick as I can.

(feet thumping) (Oliver sighing) >> Don't worry about it.

You'll get over it all right.

>> (sighs) To think, that this would happen to me.

Just at a time in my life when I needed something real, something wholesome, something tender.

>> Why don't you try a nice, fat, juicy steak?

It'll make ya feel better if you have somethin' to eat.

>> You don't understand.

Get me some smelling salts, oh, oh.

(hat whooshing) (Oliver grunting) >> That better now?

>> Get, get, get.

>> Won't come off.

>> (yells) Get this off me (pants).

(Oliver boinging) (bed rattling) (Oliver sneezing) (Oliver grunting) Put some water on my head (grunts).

(water splashing) (Oliver grunting) Get a towel (pants).

>> There, now is that better?

>> Make it wet, oh, oh.

(water splashing) (Oliver snorting) (towel thumping) (Oliver grunting) >> Is there anything else I can do for ya?

>> Yes, leave me alone.

>> Don't talk to me like that, after all the hospital I've given ya.

Tried to give ya candy, and a nice, fat, juicy steak.

I've waited on you with your hands and feet.

Tried to tell ya that there's plenty of more girls, you don't have to worry about that.

(Stanley thumping) (feet thumping) If I felt as bad as you, I'd go and drown myself.

>> Stanley, you've given me an idea.

>> What?

>> I'm going to follow your advice.

>> Good.

>> And drown myself.

>> Oh, wait a minute now, listen, I was only kiddin'.

>> This is no time for kidding.

>> I know, but don't you think you ought to think it over?

Have you ever been drowned before?

>> I have thought it over.

And since Georgette has given me the air, I have nothing left to live for.

>> Oh, don't be silly.

>> What do you mean, don't be silly?

This is a far, far better thing I do now than I have ever done before.

>> Well.

(water spraying) (Oliver sighing) (dramatic music) (placid music) (rope thumping) (stone thumping) Well, goodbye, Ollie.

>> Oliver: Goodbye, Stanley.

>> Good luck.

>> Where ya going?

>> Well, I don't want to get my name dragged into this.

(placid music) (water splashing) What's this for?

>> Now, when I count three, we'll both jump in.

>> What've I got to jump in there for?

I'm not in love.

(hands slapping) >> So that's the kind of a guy you are.

After all I've done for you, you'd let me jump in there alone.

Do you realize that after I'm gone that you'd just go on living by yourself?

People would stare at ya, and wonder what you are.

And I wouldn't be here to tell them.

There'd be no one to protect ya.

Do you want that to happen to you?

>> I never thought of that.

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, Ollie.

I didn't mean to be so dispolite.

>> That's all right, Stanley.

Let by-gones be by-gones.

This is going to be easier than you think.

Now, move this over here for me.

(placid music) (water splashing) Don't do that.

Are you ready?

>> Goodbye, Ollie.

>> Goodbye, Stanley.

One, two.

>> Ollie.

>> What?

>> I just thought of something.

Listen, do you remember once you were telling me that when we passed away, we'd come back on this earth in some other form?

Like a bird, or a dog, or a horse, or somethin'?

>> Oh, you mean reincarnation.

>> Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Well, now that we're goin' to go, what would ya like to be when ya come back?

>> I don't know, I've never given it much thought.

I like horses.

I guess I'd like to come back as a horse.

>> Huh.

>> What would you like to be when you come back?

>> Oh, I'd rather come back as myself.

I always got along swell with me.

>> You can't come back as yourself.

Now come on and stop wasting my time.

Are ya ready?

>> Goodbye, Ollie.

>> Goodbye.

>> One, two.

>> Ollie.

Just thought of somethin'.

Do you think the water's deep enough?

Maybe ya might bump your head if it isn't, just.

>> Well, I never thought of that.

(stone rattling) (boat hooting) (feet thumping) (stone rattling) (feet thumping) (water splashing) (oar snapping) (water splashing) >> Huh, termites.

Hey, we can't jump in there, there's a fella watching us.

>> What are you trying to do, talk me outta this?

I came here to jump in this river, and that's what we're going to do.

Now you quit your horsing around, or I'll jump in without ya.

>> Don't leave me, Ollie.

>> Well, are ya ready?

>> All right, goodbye, Ollie.

>> Shut up.

One, two.

>> Pardon me, gentlemen.

What seems to be the trouble?

>> Stanley: Well, if you don't mind, we're going to jump in the river.

>> But why commit such a foolish action?

Surely your troubles can't be as bad as all that.

>> Stanley: Well, that's what I've been tryin' to tell him.

All because he fell in love with a dame.

Now isn't that silly?

>> No woman is worth that.

>> I should say not.

>> You haven't seen her.

If you knew her as I know her-- >> I understand, but don't forget there are plenty more fish in the sea.

>> He's not in love with a fish, it's a girl-- >> (laughs) That's just an expression, my friend.

>> Oh.

>> I realize perfectly how you feel, but you've too much to live for.

>> Sure, you've got your dog, and there's me.

>> Life is too precious to throw away on account of some woman who probably isn't worthy of you.

>> He's right, Ollie.

>> She's worthy, all right.

But there was another man.

And if I could meet him face to face, what I did to him would be nobody's business.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Well, advice is cheap.

Maybe if you'd listen to my suggestion, your problems would be solved.

>> What is your suggestion?

>> Join the Foreign Legion.

>> What for?

>> To forget.

>> Say, that's not a bad idea, Ollie.

Better than jumpin' in here.

You could forget and all our troubles-- >> You're right, Stanley.

Thank you, mister, for telling us.

>> It was a pleasure, goodbye, and good luck.

>> Goodbye.

>> Goodbye.

>> Gee, that's great, isn't it, now we don't have to-- >> Say, we can't join the Foreign Legion.

We gotta be back in Des Moines on the 17th.

Well, ya ready?

One.

>> Just a minute, Ollie.

Hey, mister, if we join the Foreign Legion, how long will it take him to forget?

>> No time at all, just a matter of a few days.

>> Well, that's swell, we'll have plenty of time.

Now we don't have to worry about it.

Say, we won't need this, will we?

>> No.

(Oliver telling) (water splashing) (water splashing) (pants tearing) (Oliver yelling) (upbeat music) (upbeat trumpet music) (feet thumping) >> Right shoulder, turn.

Present, turn.

Order, turn.

Take command, captain.

>> Sergeants, go through all the drills, prepare for two.

>> Very well, sir.

(dramatic music) (feet thumping) >> These clothes sure don't fit ya very well, do they?

>> Oh, they'll be all right for now.

We'll only use 'em for a few days, until I forget.

>> That's right.

>> Left turn.

Left.

>> Captain: Right shoulder, turn.

One step, turn.

Left step, turn.

Right turn, turn, to the rear, turn.

All the way around, turn.

Left turn, turn, right turn, turn.

Turn around around, turn.

Left step, turn, step, halt.

(Oliver whistling) >> Pardon us.

>> Well, look who's here, hey, Ollie, look.

>> Well, blow me down (laughs), what a small world.

Well, we followed your advice.

>> Yeah, but nothing's happened yet, has it, Ollie?

>> Show these men to the commandant.

>> Soldier: Yes, sir.

>> Well, we'll be seein' ya, goodbye.

>> Yeah, take care of yourself.

>> Gee, don't he look good?

>> Sure does.

>> Hey, hey, where ya gonna have dinner?

(soldiers laughing) >> Get inside.

>> Bye.

(feet thumping) (door rattling) >> Good morning.

>> I'll now assign you to your duties.

Readily at five, you dress quickly, make up your bunks, and get ready for inspection.

Inspection until seven, 10 minutes for breakfast, you drill until one and march until four.

>> What about lunch?

>> You will have that while marching.

You will have inspection until six.

15 minutes for mess, kitchen duties until 10, inspection until 11, then taps, that is all.

>> If we have to do all that, you won't have time to forget.

Why don't you tell him?

>> How much do we get for all this work?

>> 100 santims a day.

>> Well, that's not bad.

>> How much is that in American money?

>> Oh, American money?

It's equivalent to about 3 cents a day.

Of course, it varies with the rate of exchange.

>> Well, how much do we get for overtime?

>> There ain't gonna be any overtime.

If you think that you're gonna get that much work outta me for 3 cents a day, brother, you are crazy.

>> Is that so?

>> Absolutely.

>> Yeah, and that goes for me, too 'cause we don't work for less than 25 cents a day, do we, Ollie?

>> Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh.

(fingers thumping) (dramatic music) (water sloshing) (birds chirping) (Oliver spitting) (iron sizzling) (Oliver grunting) (feet thumping) >> Come on, get to work, what do ya think this is?

(iron rattling) (water sloshing) (press squeaking) (water sloshing) (water squirting) (Oliver slapping) (Oliver blowing) (water splashing) (birds chirping) (iron hissing) Get back to work.

(water sloshing) Get back to work.

(water squirting) (birds chirping) (water splashing) >> Haven't I got enough trouble without you making it tougher?

>> Well, it's your own fault.

If you hadn't fallen in love with Georgette, we wouldn't be here, wouldn't have to go-- >> Will you stop reminding me of that?

Here I am, trying to forget, and you keep talking about it all the time.

Now, here's another day wasted.

>> Well, maybe you don't try hard enough.

If you can't forget, why don't you try and pretend to forget?

>> How can anybody pretend to forget?

>> Well, I know if it was me, I'd sit down and relax.

I'd close my eyes, and I'd concentrate, and I'd think of nothing.

Wouldn't be long then, that's what I'd do.

>> Say, I think you've got something there.

>> I know I got somethin', why don't you take a whirl at it?

(birds chirping) Now don't think of anything.

>> I won't.

(water sloshing) >> I know it's tough to forget a swell gal like that.

Gorgeous hair and lovely eyes.

Beautiful teeth, ruby lips, gorgeous.

(sighs) I can see her now.

>> Oh, oh, oh, so can I, will you shut up?

How can I concentrate when you keep talking about her all the time?

Now keep quiet, let me alone, now sit down.

(birds chirping) (hand thumping) (Stanley sighing) (water sloshing) >> Hey, Ollie.

>> If you don't stop bothering me, I'm gonna punch you in the nose.

(hand slapping) (Oliver grunting) Didn't I tell you to quit that?

(water sloshing) (Oliver grunting) (cloth thumping) >> You'll hear about this later.

(vehicle droning) (door thumping) >> Hey, lads, when ya get through with that washin', the cook wants ya to manicure them vegetables for tomorrow's stew.

>> I beg your pardon?

>> You heard.

(birds chirping) >> Well, can ya beat that?

How's he think we're going to do all-- >> Stanley, I feel something coming over me.

>> Ya do?

>> A miracle has happened.

>> What?

>> I've completely forgotten.

>> You mean you've forgotten Georgette?

>> Who's Georgette?

>> Gee, that's swell.

Now we can finish the washing and we can go home.

>> Finish nothing, we're going now.

(table grinding) (fire crackling) >> Now you're talking, absolutely.

(fire crackling) >> And I found them asleep.

And when I told them to go back to work, they threw wet laundry in my face.

>> Oh, they did, eh?

I'll show them what it means to disobey my orders.

>> Stanley: Goodbye, bye.

>> Goodbye, goodbye.

>> Gee, I'm sure glad to get out of this joint.

>> Me too, have you got everything?

>> Uh-huh.

>> Now, we'll go over to that commandant guy and tell 'em we're through, and at the same time, I'll give him a piece of my mind.

>> I don't blame you, three cents a day, huh.

>> Left turn.

Left.

(feet thumping) (fire roaring) >> Turn out the guard and place them both under arrest.

>> Soldier: Yes, sir.

(Oliver knocking) >> Say, what's the big idea of keeping us waiting?

(suitcase thumping) >> You know what?

>> What?

>> He's not here.

>> Well, of course he's not here.

>> Well, let's go look for him.

>> Look nothing, I'll leave him a note.

>> Oh, I wouldn't bother to leave him a note.

Just leave him a P.S.

Good enough for him.

(buzzer ringing) (phone ringing) (birds chirping) (drawer rattling) (papers rustling) (pen scratching) (pen thumping) (pen scratching) (pen thumping) (feet thumping) (pen thumping) >> Now he can put that in his pipe and smoke it.

>> Maybe he doesn't smoke a pipe.

>> Well, whatever he smokes anyway.

>> Well, you gotta be careful about those things.

(feet thumping) (Stanley thumping) (feet thumping) (chattering) What'd ya say in the note, Ollie?

>> I said plenty, and if I could've spelled raspberry, I'd have told him a lot more.

>> That'll learn him, three cents a day.

>> Right.

(feet thumping) (paper rustling) >> Never during my army career have I been so grossly insulted.

Just wait 'til I get my hands on 'em.

(feet thumping) (feet thumping) (Stanley thumping) Attention.

(feet thumping) (placid music) (placid music) ♪ Shine on, shine on harvest moon ♪ ♪ Up in the sky ♪ ♪ I ain't had no loving since January, April, June or July ♪ ♪ 'S no time, tain't no time to stay outdoors and swoon ♪ ♪ Shine on, shine on harvest moon for me and my girl ♪ (dramatic music) >> Stanley: Bye.

>> Oliver: Bye, goodbye.

>> I wonder what time the plane leaves for Paris.

>> The sooner the better for me.

>> Say, which way to the depot?

>> Just around the corner.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you, goodbye.

>> Let no one pass through that gate, no matter what happens.

>> Yes, sir.

(feet thumping) >> Oliver: Come on.

>> Say, we're not going to take a plane, are we?

>> (laughs) I should say not.

(aircraft droning) >> I wonder what keeps 'em up.

>> I don't know, but I know what keeps me down.

(feet tapping) >> Me too.

Good ol' terra cotta for me, anytime, promiscuously.

(aircraft droning) >> Georgette: Francois.

>> Georgette, darling.

>> Now I'm so happy, at last I'm here with you.

Have you missed me?

>> Every day has been a year, darling.

I'll bring the car for you, wait here just a moment.

(feet thumping) >> Could you tell us the way to Bearaud Depot?

>> Monsieur Hardy.

>> Georgette.

So you've changed your mind.

Darling, I forgive you everything.

(Georgette laughing) >> Say, I thought you'd said you'd forgotten her.

>> Don't be silly.

How could I forget my little Georgette?

Oh.

>> Oh, Monsieur, I-- >> I understand, Stanley, we wish to be alone, come on go on then, go on.

(vehicle droning) (Oliver growling) (Georgette screaming) Darling.

(Georgette screaming) (Oliver kissing) Oh, this is-- >> Oh, please, please, Monsieur Hardy.

>> What's the big idea?

>> The idea is that this lady happens to be my wife.

>> Oh, is that so?

Your wife?

>> Yes, you would-be home-wrecker.

>> Francois, Francois, please don't, he did not understand.

>> Kindly step into the car, my dear.

I want to speak to the gentleman alone.

(aircraft droning) Now, once more I'm going to give you a piece of advice.

Keep away from my wife.

If I ever see or hear of you being in her presence again, I'll see to it that your worthless carcass lies sizzling in the desert sun at the mercy of the vultures, you understand?

>> Yes, sir.

>> Yes, sir.

(aircraft droning) Hey, mister, you don't have to worry about us.

We're leaving right now, aren't we, Ollie?

>> We certainly are.

>> Stanley: Yes, sir.

>> Fall in.

>> Who's he talking to?

>> Commandant: Fall in.

>> What do ya mean, fall in?

We're through, didn't ya get our note?

>> Yes, I got your note, and when you signed it, you signed your own death warrant.

You're under arrest for desertion.

Now fall in.

>> Oh but.

>> Follow them to the jail and have the guard to keep a close watch on them.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Commandant: Forward, march.

(Stanley gibbering) (chattering) (feet thumping) >> Halt, two deserters.

>> Deserters, eh?

Come on, I'll show you to your suite.

(feet thumping) (door rattling) Get in, hey, come on, what are you tryin' to do?

Get in there.

>> Don't push me.

>> Revolution, eh?

(Oliver thumping) (door slamming) (key rattling) I'll see you at sunrise.

I'll show 'em where they get off at.

>> But what did we do?

>> What did you do, why, you know.

Will you get in there?

(door rattling) Get in there.

(door slamming) >> Stanley: Hey, mister.

>> What?

>> You forgot your keys, look.

(keys rattling) >> Why don't you keep your mouth shut?

(placid trumpet music) (papers rustling) (chairs scraping) >> The prisoners have been found guilty and will be shot at sunrise.

>> Here's a nice pickle we're in, shot at sunrise.

>> I hope it's cloudy tomorrow.

Say, Ollie.

>> What?

>> You still want to come back as a horse?

>> I don't care if I never come back.

(strings twinging) (frame rattling) (strings twinging) (placid music) (upbeat music) >> I'll play ya another one now.

>> Shut up.

(Oliver yelling) Go to sleep.

(strings twinging) (Oliver yelling) >> Put that thing down.

(dramatic music) >> Huh.

Well, I guess we'd better get some sleep.

Won't be long before that journey, but so be it.

>> Hey.

>> What?

>> Get in there.

>> What for?

>> Shh, nevermind what for, hurry up.

Come on, get in.

>> Coulda let a fella know.

>> Take this candle, shh, now go ahead.

(trapdoor rattling) (eerie music) >> Say, where are we going?

>> This tunnel leads to the outside wall.

We're making our escape.

>> Well, are we allowed to do that?

(Oliver slapping) >> Go ahead.

>> I was simply asking.

>> "Are we allowed to do that?'

>> Isn't this fun, and they don't know where we are?

>> It sure is, I'm dying with laughter.

(Oliver slapping) Go ahead.

(Stanley slapping) Don't you hit me.

(roof collapsing) See what you've done?

Now we've got to dig our way out.

Go back to the cell and get those tin plates.

>> I don't want to go back to the cell.

>> Will you hurry, this is our last chance?

>> Why do I have to always do everything?

Always me, me, me, put your head down.

Never you, you.

(Oliver and Stanley grunting) (dramatic music) (feet thumping) >> Bring the prisoners.

>> Yes, sir.

(door rattling) All right, come on, you, the sun's up, come on.

Ooh, gone, escaped.

>> What?

Give me the Commandant.

(phone ringing) Sir, the prisoners have escaped.

>> What, the prisoners have escaped?

Then find them.

>> Yes, sir.

(phone slamming) >> I want both those prisoners brought back dead or alive.

Call out the entire post if necessary.

>> I wonder what time it is.

>> How do I know?

>> We should be beyond the wall by now.

Seems like we've been working-- >> I guess you're right, we'd better start digging up.

>> It's a good idea.

(plate scraping) >> Oh, stop all this nonsense now.

Don't you dare go back to Paris again and leave me alone, see?

>> Darling.

(Francois laughing) (soldier knocking) (door rattling) >> Oh, bring up a bottle of that special vintage wine from the cellar, will you?

>> Yes, sir.

(door slamming) >> Francois.

Will you get out of here?

>> I'm only trying to help.

>> I'm trying to get dressed, and you're in here annoying me, now go (laughs).

(feet thumping) (mysterious music) (barrel rattling) (Oliver thumping) (Oliver panting) >> I wonder where we are.

>> Maybe some saloon outside the fort.

(straw rustling) See if the coast is clear.

>> I don't wanna see if the coast is clear.

(straw thumping) (placid music) (bottles clinking) >> Shh, go ahead.

(Stanley knocking) Shh, don't do that.

>> There may be someone in there.

(feet thumping) (glasses crashing) >> Oliver: Shh.

(Oliver crashing) >> Commandant: Get ready, make a though search of the barracks.

>> Shh.

(feet thumping) (Francois knocking) >> Georgette, may I come in?

(Georgette humming) (feet thumping) (doors rattling) Georgette?

>> Georgette: Yes, dear?

>> Francois: Are you all right?

>> Georgette: Yes, fine, darling.

(door slamming) (door rattling) (Stanley panting) (Stanley sneezing) (closet whooshing) (closet crashing) (Georgette screaming) (Georgette thumping) (wood cracking) (wood crashing) (feet thumping) (shoes thumping) >> At a time like this, you had to do that?

(Oliver clapping) Quick, help me get her on the bed.

(feet thumping) Get her feet.

(feet thumping) (Oliver panting) Quick, get me a glass of water.

(feet thumping) (Oliver sighing) (feet thumping) (Oliver kissing) (feet thumping) >> Look out.

(water splashing) Don't do that.

(Georgette gasping) >> What is the meaning of this?

>> What'll we say?

>> You think up your story, I've got mine.

(feet thumping) (window crashing) (energetic trumpet music) (feet stomping) (feet thumping) >> Please take attention, all of you.

The men who were to be shot this morning have escaped.

Ensure that all gates are closed, and make a thorough search of the entire barracks.

Whoever brings them back will be given the reward of six weeks furlough, that's all.

(dramatic music) (feet thumping) (soldiers crashing) (feet thumping) (Stanley and Oliver thumping) (dramatic music) (Stanley screaming) (Stanley screaming) (feet thumping) (door slamming) (barrel thumping) (feet thumping) (corks exploding) (champagne squirting) >> Let's cover up the hole.

(liquid sloshing) (barrel thumping) (feet thumping) (glass crashing) (placid music) (feet thumping) (dramatic music) (Stanley knocking) (door rattling) (gun shooting) (feet thumping) (feet scraping) >> Hey.

>> What?

>> See if they've gone.

(dramatic music) >> Yeah, we've givin' 'em the slip.

>> Good, now let's get outta here.

(engin roaring) (aircraft droning) (Stanley gibbering) (Oliver yelling) (aircraft droning) (engin roaring) (engin roaring) (engin roaring) (engin roaring) (aircraft droning) (aircraft droning) (aircraft thumping) (Stanley gibbering) (aircraft droning) (aircraft thumping) (aircraft thumping) (aircraft thumping) (aircraft droning) (steering wheel snapping) (Oliver crashing) (Oliver yelling) (Oliver yelling) (Stanley yelling) (Oliver crashing) (Oliver grunting) (pigeons crashing) (wings fluttering) (Stanley and Oliver crying) (aircraft crashing) (pigeons fluttering) (placid music) (upbeat music) (Oliver whistling) Hey Stan.

Look, I'm over here.

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

(birds chirping) >> Ollie, is that really you?

>> Of course it's me.

>> Gee, I'm glad to see ya.

(upbeat music) (upbeat music)