>> IT'S SPRING!

IT'S THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR WHEN SNOW MELTS, FLOWERS SPRING, AND POTHOLES ABOUND.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A POTHOLE IS, IT'S AN NVITATION TO SWEAR INSIDE YOUR CAR.

THESE SOMETIMES SMALL, SOMETIMES LARGE CRATERS IN THE GROUND ARE THE LEADING CAUSE OF EXPLETIVES ON THE ROAD AND EVEN THOUGH THEY ARRIVE EVERY YEAR PEOPLE SEEM TO BE SURPRISED BY THEM.

EACH SPRING DRIVERS OF ALL LEVELS ARE SHOCKED BY THE DRASTIC DIPS IN THE ROAD, AND I LOVE IT!

POTHOLES ARE A GREAT WAY TO LEARN ABOUT THE POLITICAL IDEOLOGIES OF DRIVERS BECAUSE POTHOLES FORCE DRIVERS TO IDENTIFY LEADERSHIP AT FAULT.

SOMETIMES DRIVERS BLAME THE CITY COUNCIL FOR POTHOLES OR THE MAYOR, OR MY FAVORITE, GOD.

WHAT BETTER WAY TO PREPARE FOR EASTER THAN SOME VEHICULAR BASED BLASPHEMY.

SOME DRIVERS FOREGO AN EXPLETIVE FOR A PRIMAL SHOUT.

THIS IS VERY ANIMALISTIC AND IS SEEN PREDOMINANTLY IN FOREIGN MODELS.

THE ONLY GROUP OF DRIVERS WHO DON'T SEEM TO YELL ARE COMMERCIAL DRIVERS, THEIR ZEN STANCE ON POTHOLES COMES FROM YEARS OF MEDITATION AND THE KNOWLEDGE THEY AREN'T THE ONES WHO HAVE TO PAY FOR A NEW SUSPENSION.

SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE WATCHING AND GOING, ARON, I'VE BEEN DRIVING FOR YEARS AND YELLING ON THE ROAD, HOW DO I KEEP THINGS FRESH?

I SUGGEST PEOPLE MIX THINGS UP BY DOING WHAT RED FOXX FROM SANFORD AND SON DID, SCREAMING THE NAME ELIZABETH!

AND KEEP THINGS CLASSY.

IF YOU'RE NOT A WIDOW YELL THE NAME OF A PET OR SOMEBODY WHO'S ALREADY PASSED.

YOUR LOCAL OBITAIRRY IS A GREAT PLACE TO FIND FLAMES TO SCREAM.

TRY SLAPPING YOUR STEERING WHEEL.

BE WARY NOT TO SLAP TOO HARD AS ANYTHING TOO HARD WILL CAUSE DRIVERS TO SWERVE INTO TRAFFICKER OR WORSE, MORE POTHOLES.

EVERY POTHOLE MAY ANNOY AND FRUSTRATE BUT IT'S ALSO A LITTLE HELLO