>> SO FAR, A LOT HAS HAPPENED THIS AUGUST.

AND WITH THE LEGALIZATION OF MARIJUANA, IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE THAT MANY OF YOU MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN SOME KEY POINTS IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS.

AND WHILE THIS SHOW DOES A GREAT JOB OF KEEPING YOU INFORMED AND UPDATED, I WANT TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT THIS JULY WENT DOWN AS THE HOTTEST MONTH EVER RECORDED IN HUMAN HISTORY.

WHICH IS TO SAY, HUMANITY HAS NEVER BEEN AS SWEATY AS IT IS NOW.

YOU GUYS, WE'RE ALL FEELING THE HEAT AND IT'S MAKING US A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS.

NO ONE LOOKS GOOD COVERED IN SWEAT AND IT'S MAKING US UNCOMFORTABLE.

SO FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS, LET'S ALL GIVE EACH OTHER A BREAK.

FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE AND YOU FIND A BEAD OF SWEAT COMING DOWN THEIR TEMPLE, DON'T ASSUME THEY'RE NERVOUS, ASSUME THAT IT'S AT LEAST 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE.

IF YOU SHAKE SOMEONE'S HAND, DON'T GET TOO SURPRISED IF IT'S CLAMMY.

I BIKED HERE TODAY BUT IF YOU WERE TO SHAKE MY HAND, IT WOULD FEEL LIKE I SWAM HERE.

AND WE GOTTA STOP WORRYING ABOUT SWEAT STAINS.

IT'S HOT!

IF YOU INVITE PEOPLE TO YOUR SUMMER WEDDING, YOU HAVE TO EXPECT SWEAT STAINS.

JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR SPECIAL DAY DOESN'T MEAN THERE ISN'T A HEAT ADVISORY.

I KNOW AS MINNESOTANS WE'RE NOT USED TO THE HEAT.

WE CELEBRATE A LACK OF SNOW AND WE THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULDN'T THROW AWAY?

A TINY HANDKERCHIEF THAT YOU CAN PAT YOUR FACE WITH WHEN YOU'RE FEELING A LITTLE STEAMY.

I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT IT'S SUMMER.

AND IN A FEW WEEKS, IT'LL BE FALL.

SO FOR NOW, BE KIND, DRINK YOUR WATER, AND PERSPIRE FOR