>> Sheletta: WE SAY HELLO, NEW CLASSROOMS.

HELLO, NEW TEACHERS.

SAY, HELLO, MY BATHROOM.

HERE I AM.

ALONE.

IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS OF FOUR KIDS WHO SEEM TO NEED SNACKS, MEALS, CLEAN CLOTHES AND ATTENTION EVERY.

SINGLE.

DAY.

I AM SO READY TO HAVE SOME ME, MYSELF, AND I TIME.

BUT ONCE THE CASTLE IS ALL THE QUEEN'S, IT MEANS I HAVE TO FIND THE REMOTE -- NO LITTLE HELPERS AND NO LITTLE HANDS THAT CAN DIG DOWN DEEP IN THE COUCH.

IT MEANS I HAVE TO RUN THE STEPS TO GET MY CELL PHONE THAT I LEFT UPSTAIRS, NO LITTLE LEGS TO DO MY RUNNING.

AND MOST OF ALL IT MEANS MY I.T.

DEPARTMENT, THAT TEENAGE COMPUTER WHIZ SON OF MINE, HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

TURNS OUT WHEN I REPRODUCED, I PRODUCED MY VERY OWN JUNIOR GEEK SQUAD.

WHO'S GONNA GET ME ONLINE WHEN THE WIFI GETS WEIRD?

WHO'S GONNA FIND WHERE I PUT THE PASSWORD TO MY PASSWORD KEEPER?

WHO'S GONNA FIGURE IT OUT AND BAIL ME OUT WHEN MY COMPUTER CRASHES RIGHT BEFORE A BIG ZOOM MEETING?

ACCORDING TO MINNESOTA LAW, SCHOOL DISTRICTS ARE REQUIRED TO HAVE 165 DAYS OF INSTRUCTION.

SO IF I'M COUNTING RIGHT, THAT MEANS I GOT 161 MORE DAYS WHEN I HAVE TO SOLVE MY OWN TECH PROBLEMS.

BUT AT LEAST I CAN WORK ON THEM IN THE PRIVACY OF THE BATHRO