(scoffs) Chess is boring.

True.

But Brain's serving free ice cream.

I've always said, it's the game of kings.

Well, I'll be.

You've got me trussed up tighter than a Sunday ham.

But I think Checkmate MacGrady still has a trick up her sleeve.

Checkmate!

Hmm...

I guess that move should have stayed up the sleeve.

Another game?

I'd love to, but lunch isn't going to make itself.

I'll try to come back as often as I can.

You took my piece.

Oh, sorry.

Here, I'll give it back.

Okay, and I'll just move this pawn up one.

That way he's not threatening anyone.

Thanks.

Guys, if you never take any pieces, no one's ever going to win.

That's okay; I'm having fun.

Me too.

(sighs) King me.

You can't move like that.

That's checkers.

See, I told you that was wrong.

Back to your own side, pointy head.

Woo-hoo, field goal!

(groans)