Arthur
This Means War!
Clip: Season 8 | 3m 1sVideo has Closed Captions
What will George do? The class begins a game of war when George sharpens his pencil.
What will George do? The class begins a game of war when George sharpens his pencil.
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Arthur
This Means War!
Clip: Season 8 | 3m 1sVideo has Closed Captions
What will George do? The class begins a game of war when George sharpens his pencil.
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Arthur, would you get out another pencil from Brain's desk, please?
I can't do that, Muffy.
They aren't my pencils to lend.
George, would you be a dear and sharpen this pencil for me?
You can be an honorary member of our table if you do.
( growls ) Really?
You mean I can sit with you guys?
Uh, no, it's only an honorary membership.
But what do you say, will you?
BRAIN: George... give me that pencil or your friend here gets it.
SUE ELLEN: Hey, that's not fair!
I've watched George work on that dinosaur all year!
If you destroy it, Binky's rubber band ball gets tossed out the window.
Hey!
George, don't listen to them!
Give the pencil to me or Brain's desk gets covered in Judo Kitten stickers.
FRANCINE: Hey!
You promised me those stickers.
If you waste them on Brain's desk, your dust ruffle is toast.
FERN: Hey!
Cut up that dust ruffle and Arthur's comic book gets shredded!
Hey, that's my comic book!
And if it gets even a single tear...
I'm eating all of Arthur's cookies!
Hey!
( humming nervously ) So what's it going to be, George?
( resumes humming ) George, now, I've also got Sue Ellen's United Nations report.
Hey!
Whittle down that pencil any more and it's history!
( gasps ) ( shouts ) No!
I warned you!
( Binky yells ) ( crackling ) ( tearing ) MUFFY: Kitten number one... Kitten number two... No!
My desk!
I warned you, Muffy!
( screams ) My comic!
My cookies!
Hey!
( everyone shouting and arguing ) What in Aunt Betsy is going on here?!
( kids all complaining ) Quiet, everybody!
Since this class is normally a well-behaved group of children, I'm going to give you an opportunity to work together to clean up this mess.
But if you don't, you'll all be staying after school and I'll help you work it out.
I'll be back.
Yuck.
Well, I'll gather all the erasers.
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