I am pleased to present the musical stylings of U... huh?

Stink.

U Stink.

That's a rather unusual name.

( chuckles ) Could be a typo.

It's something along the lines of You...

BAND: Stink!

( band playing intro ) ♫We see the pretty boys, we see the Barbie girls...♫ ♫Climbing their way up the charts♫ ♫We see the videos where all the fashion plates♫ ♫Lip sync their way to your hearts♫ ♫Well, no offense to them♫ ♫And no offense to you♫ ♫Don't take it personally♫ ♫But when it comes to rock♫ ♫And when it comes to roll♫ ♫Don't need to sell it♫ ♫'Cause it's born to be free, free, free♫ ♫Don't want nothing but the music♫ ♫Don't need the shiny limousine♫ ♫Don't want nothing but the music♫ ♫Love it or leave it, the music is all I need.♫ ♫The TV interviews...♫ Shoo!

Oh, dear.

♫The glossy magazines♫ ♫We see the stars' every move♫ ♫The Grammys piling up, the money pouring in♫ ♫But tell me, what does it prove?♫ Francine, this has gone on long enough!

♫'Cause real rock and roll is all about your soul♫ ♫So, hey, when push comes to shove♫ ♫Forget about the fluff, the music is enough♫ ♫I'm sticking with the stuff that dreams are made of♫ ♫It's love♫ ♫Don't want...♫ Francine, that's enough now!

Stop the music!

♫...no People magazine♫ ♫Don't want nothing but the music♫ ♫I'm pledging allegiance to music, it's all I need.♫ ♫Nothing but the music.♫ CROWD ( chanting ): U Stink!

U Stink!

U Stink!

( moans )