Cyberchase
A Clean Sweep
Season 5 Episode 2 | 27mVideo has Audio Description, Closed Captions
Hacker makes Buzz's dream come true and gives him his very own donut shop in Radopolis.
Hacker makes Buzz’s dream come true and gives him his very own donut shop in Radopolis. Working out of the donut shop, Hacker makes confetti out of magnetite, and uses it to put all the Radsters to sleep, so he can take over the cybersite. The kids must engineer a huge “confetti cleaner” to save the Radsters, but encounter problem after problem with their invention.
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Cyberchase
A Clean Sweep
Season 5 Episode 2 | 27mVideo has Audio Description, Closed Captions
Hacker makes Buzz’s dream come true and gives him his very own donut shop in Radopolis. Working out of the donut shop, Hacker makes confetti out of magnetite, and uses it to put all the Radsters to sleep, so he can take over the cybersite. The kids must engineer a huge “confetti cleaner” to save the Radsters, but encounter problem after problem with their invention.
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Boy, voice-over: OK, there's this really bad dude named Hacker.
THE Hacker, to you.
Boy, voice-over: Whatever.
He wants to take over the cyberworld from Motherboard.
[Gasp] The 3 kids are sucked into Cyberspace, and they use brainpower to help save everybody.
Jackie: OK, here's the plan.
Boy, voice-over: So they travel all over and run into all these weird creatures and have all these awesome adventures.
It's totally up to them to save Cyberspace.
Can 3 cool kids and a wacky bird outsmart The Hacker?
Never.
There's only one way to find out: tune in to "Cyberchase"!
♪ CYBERCHASE!
♪ WE'RE MOVIN' WE'RE BEATIN' HACKER AT HIS GAME ♪ DON'T TELL ME THAT HE'S TRYING TO HACK THE MOTHERBOARD ♪ WE'LL GET HIM EVERY TIME ♪ COSMIC WORLDS, FREAKY PLACES THAT WE'VE SEEN ♪ WE GOT THE POWER OF ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
♪ RUNNIN' IN A CYBERCHASE WE'LL MEET HIM FACE TO FACE ♪ WE'LL STICK TOGETHER, ALL THE TIME!
♪ ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE ♪ THE CHASE IS ON!
JUST WAIT AND C-Y-B-E-R- CHASE!
♪♪ (SKATEBOARDS WHOOSH) AH, RADOPOLIS STADIUM!
WOW!
COOP AND SLIDER MUST BE SETTING UP FOR TOMORROW'S CELEBRATION!
(SNIFFS) HOLD ON!
(SNIFFS AGAIN) WHAT'S THAT SMELL I SMELL?
(SNIFFS) DONUTS!
TIME FOR A SNACK BREAK!
(DOUGH PLOPS INTO TUBE) (SPRITZ) (WHAP) (WHAP) (CONVEYER BELT WHIRS) (PLOP, PLOP) BRING 'EM ON, BORGS!
I'M ONE HUNGRY CYBOID!
WELCOME TO BUZZ'S DONUTS, DIDGE.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?
BUZZ: OH, I'M LIVIN' MY DREAM!
THE BOSS GAVE ME MY VERY OWN DONUT SHOP.
I WANTED A PET SHOP.
(BIG SPLURT) OOPS!
(CHUCKLES) AH SORRY, DEEDEE.
(SPUTTERS) THOSE LOOK YUMMY.
I'LL TAKE FIVE.
MMM, BUZZARIAN CREMES!
GOOD CHOICE!
YOU TELLIN' ME THE HACKER'S GONE STRAIGHT?
NO MORE WANTING TO TAKE OVER CYBERSPACE?
YUP!
WE'RE BUSINESS-BORGS NOW.
RIGHT, DEEDEE?
OH, YEAH, RIGHT, BUZZY.
I STILL WANT MY PET SHOP THOUGH.
BUZZ: HERE YOU GO, DIDGE.
THEY'RE FREE IN HONOR OF TOMORROW'S BIG CELEBRATION!
DELETE: YEP, WE GOT A LOT TO CELEBRATE!
DELETE AND BUZZ: (CHORTLE) HMM...
THANKS...
I THINK.
MATT: YEAH!
JACKIE: WHOA!
INEZ: WHOA!
MATT: WHOA!
THAT IS ONE COOL RAMP!
CHECK OUT THE NEW BOARD MY DAD JUST INVENTED.
NO ONE'S EVER MADE ONE LIKE IT.
HE CALLS IT "THE SCORCHER".
AWESOME!
THANKS FOR INVITING US TO YOUR DAD'S HOMECOMING CELEBRATION, SLIDER.
HEY, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU GUYS, IT WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING.
YOU SAVED HIS LIFE, AND MINE.
WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS A CHANCE TO BE WITH YOU.
(EMBARRASSED GIGGLE) I MEAN, UH... WITH YOU AND YOUR DAD.
JACKIE: BET THERE'S GOING TO BE A TON OF PEOPLE HERE TOMORROW.
SHOULD BE.
WELL, POPS IS WORKING ON A BRAND NEW TRICK, SO I BETTER GO HELP HIM.
COOL.
LATER.
SEE YA.
DIGIT: HEY, GUYS!
GUYS!
GUESS WHO'S RUNNIN' THAT DONUT SHOP OVER THERE?
BUZZ AND DELETE!
ALL: WHAT?!
BUZZ: OH YUMMY.
BUZZBERRY SWIRL!
(MACHINE RATTLES AND SHAKES) (COUGHING) JACKIE: MMM, I DON'T LIKE IT.
IF BUZZ AND DELETE ARE HERE, SO IS HACKER.
AND IF HACKER'S HERE, TROUBLE CAN'T BE FAR BEHIND.
WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON IN THERE!
I HAVE AN IDEA.
(KNOCKS ON DOOR) WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
WE'RE CLOSED!
I'M BUSY MAKIN' DONUTS FOR THE BIG CELEBRATION.
HUH?
INEZ: WE KNOW.
BUT WE THOUGHT WE COULD POSSIBLY AMELIORATE YOUR SITUATION.
HUH?
WHAT INEZ MEANS IS... MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU MAKE THE DONUTS.
OH, UH...
I...I...
I DON'T THINK SO.
GEE, YOU LOOK AWFUL TIRED, BUZZ.
UM, YOU SURE WE CAN'T HELP SO YOU CAN REST?
(YAWNS) YEAH, I GUESS I COULD USE SOME HELP.
MATT: AWESOME!
WHERE ARE THE POT-HOLDERS?
HUH?
OVER THERE, BY THE OVEN!
(RUSTLES THROUGH THINGS IN BIN) YEAH.
OKAY.
(WHISPERS) WHILE THEY KEEP BUZZ BUSY, LET'S LOOK AROUND.
(FOOTSTEPS) (DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN) DELETE: THOSE RADSTERS ARE SURE GONNA BE SURPRISED TOMORROW, HUH, BOSS?!
THEY WILL INDEED, DELETE.
NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE MAGNETITE TO RUIN EVERYBODY'S FUN!
(EVIL CHUCKLE) BOTH: (QUIETLY) MAGNETITE?!
(MACHINE STOPS) TOMORROW RADOPOLIS WILL BE MINE!
TO THE WREAKER!
DELETE: (GIGGLES) DIGIT: C'MON!
WE GOTTA TELL MATT AND NEZZIE!
(STRUGGLING) MAYBE WE ADDED TOO MUCH YEAST.
(CHUCKLES) JACKIE: GUYS!
GUYS!
YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE- INEZ: SHH!
JACKIE: BUZZ, OLD BUDDY!
WHY DON'T YOU GO CLEAN YOURSELF UP AND WE'LL CLOSE THE SHOP FOR YOU?
YOU WILL?
SURE!
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED TO CATCH A FEW ZEES ANYWAY.
YEAH, DON'T FORGET, YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF DONUTS TO SELL TOMORROW.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
NIGHTY-NIGHT!
(SINGS TO HIMSELF) MATT: SEE YA IN THE MORNING!
GEE, THANKS!
HMM.
YOU KNOW, YOU KIDS AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.
(DOOR SHUTS) INEZ: WHAT DID YOU GUYS FIND DOWN HERE?
JACKIE: THEY'RE MAKING- MATT: WONDER WHAT THIS MACHINE DOES?
JACKIE: MATT, NO!
(MACHINE WHIRS TO LIFE) DIGIT: TURN IT OFF!
TURN IT OFF!
HUH.
OOPS!
(WIPE CLOTHES OFF) (COUGHS) IT'S CONFETTI!
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!
IT'S NOT JUST ANY OLD CONFETTI.
IT'S MADE WITH MAGNETITE!
MAGNETITE?
HEY, REMEMBER WHEN BUZZ AND DELETE GOT MAGNETITE ON THEM?
IT MADE 'EM LOSE THEIR MEMORY.
LUCKY WE'RE NOT AFFECTED BY IT.
BUT SLIDER AND THE RADSTERS ARE!
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THIS STUFF - FAST!
(CONFETTI RUSTLES) TIME OUT, GUYS.
THIS IS WAY TOO HARD TO PICK UP WITH OUR HANDS.
MATT'S RIGHT.
IT'LL TAKE FOREVER TO PICK IT UP THIS WAY!
IF ONLY WE HAD A BROOM, WE COULD- WE DO HAVE A BROOM!
TA DA!
(FEET CRUNCHES ON CONFETTI) (SWOOSHING SOUNDS) HOLD IT!
HOLD IT!
THAT BROOM'S NOT WORKING.
IT'S JUST SPREADING THE CONFETTI EVERYWHERE!
MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WE NEED SOMETHING THAT CAN PICK UP SMALL, FLAT STUFF.
YEAH, WE NEED SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
SOMETHING NOBODY'S THOUGHT OF.
AN INVENTION!
DIGIT, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
DIGIT: OW!
OW!
OW OW OW!
(CLANK) OW!
OOH!
OOH!
OOH!
GAGH!
I QUIT!
COVERING ME WITH STICKY TAPE, STICKY SIDE OUT, ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
MATT: WELL YOU DID PICK UP SOME OF THE STUFF, SO THE IDEA WAS OKAY.
BUT IT'S TOO HARD ON DIDGE.
HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO CLEAN IT ALL UP.
TELL ME ABOUT IT!
(SPITS) NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT WE'RE TOTALLY OUT OF TAPE AND RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
WELL, WE CAN'T QUIT.
WE NEED A BIG IDEA.
I'VE GOT ONE!
GET THIS TAPE OFF ME!
OKAY.
DIGIT: YEEEEE!
OW!
(CLANK) DOH!
(GROANS) YOW.
(STRAINED) I'M FINE.
I'M FINE.
(SNEEZES) THERE'S A NEW IDEA!
DIGIT COULD SNEEZE THE CONFETTI INTO ONE BIG PILE!
INEZ: BE SERIOUS.
A SNEEZE WON'T HELP.
I AM SERIOUS.
NOT ABOUT A SNEEZE, BUT A BREEZE!
HMM, YOU COULD BE ONTO SOMETHING!
WHAT CAN MAKE A BREEZE?
A FAN?
YOU KNOW, THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK!
IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
HACKER COULD COME BACK ANY MINUTE!
(MELODRAMATIC GASP) OH NO!
HACKER TOOK A BIG BAG OF THIS CONFETTI BACK TO THE WREAKER!
BOTH: HE DID?!
YOU GUYS CLEAN UP.
I'LL SEE WHAT THE HACKER'S UP TO.
(WHOOSHES AWAY) DIGIT: YOIKES!
MORE MAGNETITE CONFETTI!
ENOUGH TO COVER ALL OF RADOPOLIS!
I THINK WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE!
DELETE: NOT WE, DIGIT.
HUH?
YOIKES!
DELETE: YOU!
(GIGGLES CRAZILY) (WIND BLOWS) JACKIE: MATT!
MATT, TURN IT OFF!
(SHOUTS) MATT!
(FAN STOPS) WHAT?
IT'S BLOWING ALL OVER THE PLACE!
JACKIE: UGH!
THIS JUST IS NOT WORKING!
HMM.
MAYBE IF I HOLD THE FAN IN ONE PLACE IT'LL WORK BETTER.
(FAN STARTS) (CONFETTI BLOWS) JACKIE: (SHOUTING) IT'S STILL NOT WORKING!
INEZ: THE FAN IS SUCKING THE AIR AND THE CONFETTI INTO THE BACK, AND BLOWING IT OUT THE FRONT!
(SHOUTING) BUT BLOWING IT OUT DOESN'T HELP!
MATT: YOU'RE RIGHT.
(FAN STOPS) WE NEED SOMETHING THAT WE CAN SUCK THE CONFETTI UP AND INTO.
YEAH!
LIKE A BAG.
DIGIT: NICE SUIT, HACKER.
YOU ALLERGIC TO CONFETTI?
I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS, YOU INSIGNIFICANT CYBERBIRD!
WHAT WERE YOU DOING SNEAKING AROUND THE WREAKER?
AH, UM, OKAY, YOU GOT ME.
I WAS TRYING TO STEAL THE RECIPE FOR THOSE YUMMY BUZZERIAN CREMES.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!
YOU'RE HERE ON A MISSION FOR MOTHERBOARD!
BUT NO MATTER, TOMORROW'S ALMOST HERE.
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT TOMORROW?
TOMORROW, DURING THE CELEBRATION, I'M GOING TO DUMP ALL THAT CONFETTI ON THE RADOPOLIS STADIUM.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
THAT CONFETTI IS MADE OUT OF MAGNETITE, AND MAGNETITE MAKES THE RADSTERS- SLEEPY?
(CHUCKLES) PRECISELY THE POINT.
THE MAGNETITE WILL SEND THEM ALL TO DREAMLAND, LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO TAKE OVER AS KING OF RADOPOLIS!
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
HACKER: GET HIM!
DIGIT: WHA-OH!
(DIGIT WHOOSHES AROUND) YOIKE!
HACKER: GOT YA!
DIGIT: (STRUGGLES) DELETE: WANT A DONUT?
BUZZ: (CHORTLES) (WHIMPERS) HURRY UP, IT'S ALMOST MORNING!
MATT, WE ARE TAPING AS FAST AS WE CAN!
CHILL, GUYS.
WE'RE ALL TIRED.
THERE!
THAT SHOULD HOLD IT.
OKAY, WE KNOW THE FAN CAN SUCK UP THE CONFETTI, NOW LET'S SEE IF IT CAN BLOW IT INTO THE BAG!
SWITCH - ON!
(FAN WHIRS) (AIR BLOWS) IT'S WORKING... SORTA.
(FAN SHIMMIES) WHAT HAPPENED?
IT STOPPED BLOWING CONFETTI INTO THE BAG!
MAYBE 'CAUSE THE BAG'S ALREADY FULL OF AIR, NO MORE AIR CAN GET IN!
(FAN STOPS) I HAVE AN IDEA.
WHAT IF WE PUT A LOT OF LITTLE HOLES IN THE BAG?
HOLES SMALLER THAN THE CONFETTI?
YEAH!
THEN THE AIR COULD ESCAPE, BUT THE CONFETTI WOULD STAY INSIDE.
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME.
(POPPING SOUNDS) THERE, THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH.
LET'S TRY IT.
(FAN STARTS) (WIND BLOWS) (FAN STOPS) I DON'T GET IT.
WE PUT HOLES IN THE BAG SO THE AIR CAN GET OUT, BUT IT'S STILL ONLY PICKING UP A LITTLE CONFETTI.
GUYS, MAYBE THIS IS JUST SOMETHING WE CAN'T DO.
NO WAY.
THERE'S NOTHING THE CYBERSQUAD CAN'T DO!
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE HAVEN'T DONE IT YET, BUT WE GOTTA KEEP TRYING.
OH ALL RIGHT, I GUESS IT'S NOT A TOTAL FAILURE.
OUR INVENTION DID WORK A LITTLE BIT.
SEE?
THE AIR SUCKED SOME CONFETTI INTO THE BAG.
BUT NOT ENOUGH.
WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS MAKE A BETTER CONFETTI COLLECTOR.
SO HOW DO WE DO THAT?
WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING HOW EASY IT IS TO DRINK SODA THROUGH A STRAW.
YOU KNOW, WITH ALL THAT SUCTION.
WE'D NEED A PRETTY BIG STRAW TO PICK UP ALL THIS STUFF.
YEAH, AND I THINK I JUST FOUND ONE.
WHAT IF WE ATTACHED THIS TUBE TO THE FAN?
(FAN WHIRS) (WIND BLOWS) MATT: TOUCH DOWN!
(FAN WHIRS) (WIND BLOWS) (FAN STOPS) OUR BIG IDEA WAS A BIG HIT!
YEAH!
WE WENT FROM NO-CAN-DO TO YES-CAN-DO!
MATT: C'MON, LET'S GET THESE BAGS OUT OF HERE AND FIND DIDGE!
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN) (BAGS DRAB ALONG GROUND) (GASPS) OH NO!
THE WREAKER'S GONE!
MATT: WHAT IF HACKER'S GOT DIGIT?!
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!
(CAMERA FLASHES POP) (RUMBLE OF LARGE CROWD) SLIDER: SO WHERE'S THE MAGNETITE NOW?
ON ITS WAY TO DISCARDIA TO BE SAFELY AND PROPERLY DISPOSED OF.
BUT WE THINK HACKER'S GOT DIGIT, AND HE'S GOT MORE MAGNETITE!
KING DUDICUS: (MICROPHONE SQUEALS) DUDES!
DUDETTES!
(CROWD CHEERS) WE'RE HERE TO PARTY WITH THE GREATEST RADSTER OF THEM ALL, THE ONE, THE ONLY... COOP!
(WHISTLES AND CHEERS) HANG LOOSE, RADSTERS!
IT'S TIME FOR COOP TO UNVEIL HIS LATEST INVENTION: A SUPER-POWERED SKATEBOARD CALLED...
THE SCORCHER!
(CROWD CHEERS WILDLY) (SKATEBOARD WHOOSHES) (ZOOM ZOOM) (WHOOSH) (LOUD CHEERS) YAY!
(WHOOSH) (ZOOM) (LOUD CHEERS) YAY!
(CHEERS AND SHOUTS) KIDS: HOORAY!
WOO HOO!
(WHISTLE BLOWS) WAY TO GO, POPS!
(SHIP WHIRS OVERHEAD) (HATCH WHIRS OPEN) JACKIE: IT'S THE MAGNETITE!
MATT: EVERYBODY RUN!
POPS!
WHOA!
(SCREAMS) (EVERYONE SNORES LOUDLY) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GASPS) MAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
JACKIE: THE MAGNETITE PUT EVERYONE TO SLEEP!
WHERE'S SLIDER?
AND COOP?
HACKER: YOO HOO!
KIDS: HACKER!
HACKER: (OVER MEGAPHONE) AND THAT'S KING HACKER TO YOU!
THE NEW KING OF RADOPOLIS!
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
HACKER: I ALREADY HAVE!
IN 24 HOURS, RADOPOLIS WILL BE KNOWN AS HACKERVILLE!
NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FUNCTION.
NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO CHALLENGE ME!
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU OR YOUR BIRD-BRAINED FRIEND CAN DO ABOUT IT.
(WHAP) HUH?
DIGIT: RUN, EARTHLIES, RUN!
ZIP IT.
(CLAW ARM WHIRS) MATT: GO!
JACKIE: RUN!
(CLAW ARM WHIRS) (SKATEBOARD WHOOSHES) SLIDER: JUMP ON!
(CLAW ARM CLANKS) THEY'RE GETTIN' AWAY, BOSS!
STOP 'EM!
HA, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
IN A FEW HOURS, RADOPOLIS WILL BE TOTALLY UNDER MY CONTROL.
(LAUGHS EVILLY) (SHIP ZOOMS AWAY) SLIDER: WHEN I SAW THE WREAKER, I HID UNDER THE SKATE TRACK SO THAT THE CONFETTI COULDN'T GET TO ME.
I GOTTA GO BACK AND FIND MY DAD.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT MAGNETITE DOES TO YOU.
I KNOW, BUTIF WE CAN JUST FIND A WAY TO PICK UP ALL THAT CONFETTI, THEN EVERYONE WILL BE OKAY, INCLUDING YOUR DAD.
WHAT WE NEED IS TO ENGINEER ANOTHER CONFETTI CLEANER, LIKE THE ONE WE INVENTED AT THE DONUT SHOP, ONLY BIGGER.
A LOT BIGGER!
AND WE'VE GOT TO RESCUE DIGIT, TOO!
JACKIE: TO DO THAT, WE HAVE TO GET HACKER AWAY FROM THE WREAKER.
OH TOO BAD COOP ISN'T HERE TO HELP US.
MAYBE HE CAN BE.
HMM.
JUST MAYBE HE CAN.
HACKER: (SATISFIED SIGH) AH!
JUST LISTEN TO THAT SILENCE.
HOW PLEASANT IT IS WITH EVERYONE ASLEEP.
(SMACKS HIS LIPS) YOU KNOW, BOSS, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
WELL, NOW THERE'S A NOVEL IDEA.
MAYBE UH, WE SHOULD OPEN MORE DONUT SHOPS, YOU KNOW, UH, (BIG GULP) ALL OVER CYBERSPACE!
(CHOMPS) CAN WE PLEASE DO BUNNIES TOO?
(STRANGE SOUND) WHAT'S THAT?
(SOUND CONTINUES) SLIDER?!
BUZZ AND DELETE: AND COOP?!
IN PERSON, HACKER!
(TO HIMSELF) HE BELIEVES THIS COOP DOLL IS REAL!
HERE'S A NEWSFLASH: YOUR DAYS ON RADOPOLIS ARE NUMBERED!
HOW DID COOP ESCAPE THE MAGNETITE?!
YOU GOT ME, BUZZY.
SLIDER: SO LONG, HACKER.
(LAUGHS) HACKER: NOBODY LAUGHS AT THE HACKER!
(FEET POUND UP PLANK) (HOVERCRAFT WHIRS) (WHOOSH) (ZOOM) MATT: SLIDER'S PLAN WORKED!
LET'S GET DIDGE!
(FEET POUND UP PLANK) EARTHLIES!
AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!
(KEYS CLANK) NOT AS GLAD AS WE ARE TO SEE YOU!
(DIGIT'S TAIL WHIRS) WE'VE GOT A PLAN TO CLEAN UP THE MAGNETITE.
HOW?
THERE'S SO MUCH OF IT!
WE'RE GOING TO INVENT A GIANT CONFETTI CLEANER!
WE NEED A MONSTER FAN, A BIG LONG TUBE TO SUCK UP THE CONFETTI, AND A HUMONGOUS BAG TO TRAP IT ALL IN!
ONLY ONE PROBLEM - UH, THREE ACTUALLY - WE DON'T HAVE A MONSTER FAN, A BIG LONG TUBE, OR A HUMONGOUS BAG.
UH, SORRY, EARTHLIES.
I CAN'T HELP YOU.
THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY!
THINK!
A BIG, LONG TUBE TO SUCK UP THE CONFETTI.
HMM, A GIANT BAG TO CATCH IT ALL IN.
A FAN, A FAN.
WHERE HAVE I SEEN A MONSTER FAN?
I KNOW!
UP HERE!
THERE'S A HUGE FAN INSIDE THIS ENGINE!
JACKIE: COOL, BUT WE STILL NEED A BIG BAG.
WE'VE GOT ONE!
WE CAN USE THE WREAKER AS A BAG.
GIRLS: HUH?
THE FAN CAN SUCK THE CONFETTI RIGHT INTO IT!
GREAT IDEA, MATT!
NOW ALL WE NEED IS A HUMONGOUS TUBE!
HMM...
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
(WHOOSHES THROUGH AIR) PROBLEM SOLVED, EARTHLIES!
(BINOCULARS WHIR) I FOUND OUR HUMONGOUS TUBE!
KIDS: (GRUNT WITH EFFORT) MATT: OKAY DIDGE, TAPE IT!
(DIGIT'S TAIL WHIRS) (TAPE STRETCHES) (WHOOSH) DELETE: COME ON, BOSS!
(WHOOSH) HACKER: GET HIM!
AH!
(HOVERCRAFT SCREECHES) DIGIT: WHAT'S THAT TUBE FOR?
INEZ: THE CONFETTI WILL GET SUCKED IN THROUGH THIS TUBE, AND BLOWN INTO THE WREAKER THROUGH THAT ONE!
SHEESH, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.
TAPE IT, DIDGE!
NO PROBLEM!
(TAPE STRETCHES) (WREAKER WHOOSHES) (LOUD SUCTION SOUND) (WIND BLOWS) (WAKING UP SOUNDS) (INHALES AND YAWNS) (WIND GUSTS) (YAWNS) (EXHALES) (WHOOSH) (HOVERCRAFT BUZZES ALONG) HANG ON, EARTHLIES.
WE GOT ONE MORE MESS TO CLEAN UP, AND THIS TIME I'LL PUT IT ON HIGH.
(WHOOSH) (WHIRS) (WREAKER HOVERS) HEY, BOSS, THERE'S A SHIP UP THERE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE GRIM WREAKER.
DELETE: IT IS THE GRIM WREAKER!
HUH?
HEY!
(SHRIEKS) DELETE: WHOA!
ALL THREE: (SHOUT AND YELL) HACKER: OOF!
DELETE: WAH!
AUTO-PILOT SET!
(BUTTON BEEPS) THIS BABY'S HEADIN' BACK TO THE NORTHERN FRONTIER!
JACKIE: HOPE HACKER APPRECIATES THE SERVICE.
C'MON, GUYS, TIME TO BAIL!
(CROWD CHEERS) (PARACHUTES WHOOSH OPEN) YOU GUYS OKAY?
MATT: TOTALLY RAD, SLY.
INEZ: HOW'S YOUR DAD?
HE'S COOL, BUT IF YOU HADN'T INVENTED SOMETHING TO GET RID OF THAT MAGNETITE, WE'D ALL BE BOWING TO HACKER BY NOW.
IT'S ALL ABOUT SAYING "WE CAN" RATHER THAN "WE CAN'T."
I CAN DIG IT.
DIGIT: NOW IF WE COULD JUST INVENT SOMETHING TO GET RID OF HACKER PERMANENTLY, WE'LL BE A LOT HAPPIER.
ALL: (LAUGH) HACKER: THOSE ROTTEN KIDS!
(STRUGGLES AND SCRATCHES) THIS MAGNETITE IS GIVING ME A RASH!
BUZZ!
DELETE!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
BUZZ?
DELETE?
AND... WHO'S THAT FUNNY LOOKING GUY?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO I AM!
(SCRATCHES) YO!
HO HO!
OOH!
STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!
IT'S CYBERCHASE FOR REAL!
(HAPPY MUSIC) (SIGHS) (BLINDS CLATTER A BIT) (BLINDS CLATTER) (BLINDS CRASH) (SIGHS) (CLATTER) VENETIAN BLINDS!
PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO THE MOON!
EXPLORED ALL OVER THE EARTH!
BUT DO YOU THINK THEY CAN MAKE VENETIAN BLINDS THAT WORK?!
NO!
(FRUSTRATED SIGH) VENETIAN BLINDS HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE THE CAVEMAN DAYS, OR LEAST SINCE VENETIAN TIMES.
WELL IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE.
I'M GOING TO INVENT REMOTE CONTROLLED BLINDS!
(HAPPY MUSIC) (DRILL WHIRS) (DRILL WHIRS) (TAP TAP) OPEN... (BLINDS WHIR) SHUT.
(BLINDS WHIR) UP... DOWN.
(SWITCH CLICKS) (YAWNS) (DOOR SHUTS) I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT THIS LATE IN A LONG TIME.
GOOD THING TOMORROW'S SATURDAY.
I GET TO SLEEP LATE.
(BLINDS WHIR SHUT) (HAPPY MUSIC) (SIGHS) VOICE ON TV: INSIDE THE FORTRESS... (BLIND WHIRS OPEN) VOICE ON TV: (CONTINUES IN OTHER APARTMENT) (TV SHUTS OFF) (HAPPY MUSIC) (BLIND WHIRS) VOICE ON TV: (STARTS IN OTHER APARTMENT) (TV SHUTS OFF) AH.
HARRY: (SINGING IN THE SHOWER) (VACUUM WHIRS) (WHOOSH) (SHRIEKS) (MUSIC STOPS) (VACUUM WHIRS) (BLIND WHIRS) (CLICK) (BLIND WHIRS) (VACUUM WHIRS) HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
THIS REMOTE NOT ONLY CONTROLS MY BLINDS, BUT MY NEIGHBOUR'S SOUND SYSTEM AND TV TOO.
THAT MEANS HIS REMOTE MUST BE CONTROLLING MY BLINDS.
THE REMOTES MUST BE ON THE SAME FREQUENCY.
IF I CHANGE THE CHANNEL ON MINE, THAT SHOULD FIX IT.
(LOUD POLKA MUSIC) (SIGHS) (BANGS WALL) TURN DOWN THE MUSIC!
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
(MUSIC BECOMES QUIETER) THAT'S ANOTHER TYPE OF REMOTE CONTROL.
♪ ♪ ♪
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