ALL I DID WAS TILT A SQUARE!

NO WONDER T.W.

WAS AFRAID SHE'D GET IN TROUBLE.

NO TILTING, NO LEANING, AND NO KIDDING.

MATT: HOW WILL WE FIND DIAMOND JOE, NOW?

INEZ: WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

COME ON, LET'S REASSESS OUR OPTIONS.

MATT: SORRY, WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY NOW.

SOMEONE OVER THERE?

I THOUGHT FOR SURE I SAW SOMEBODY.

THERE IT GOES AGAIN!

I MUST BE SEEIN' THINGS.

LET'S GO.

T.W.!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WANNA HELP YOU FIND DIAMOND JOE!

IF MOTHERBOARD TRUSTS YOU, SO DO I!

COME ON, LET'S GO LOOK FOR HIM!

WELL, I'LL NEED A TV, DVD PLAYER, COMPUTER - MAKE IT A LAPTOP - CELL PHONE, DIFFUSER FOR MY HAIR, UH... MAGAZINES, THREE BOTTLES OF WATER - MY SKIN'S GOTTA LOOK GOOD.

AH, YOU GETTING ALL THIS?

YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE GETTIN' IT!

GOOD.

I ALSO WANT A TOFU BURGER AND A MILKSHAKE.

AND MUSIC!

GET ME A Y-POD!

WHAT'S AN Y-POD?

I DON'T KNOW, DEEDEE, BUT SHE'S GIVIN' ME A HEADACHE!

T.W.

: WOW!

THIS IS COOL!

EVERYTHING TILTS AND LEANS, JUST LIKE...ME!

(GIGGLING) IT LOOKS SO EASY TO SHIFT SHAPE!

HOW COME IT'S FORBIDDEN?

SINCE DIAMOND JOE DISAPPEARED, NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO DO IT.

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE IT HURTS OR ANYTHING.

ALL YOU DO IS FLEX YOUR ANGLES.

WHOA!

YOU GREW REALLY FAST.

(GIGGLES) I DIDN'T GROW.

MY SIDES ARE STILL THE SAME.

IT'S JUST WHAT PARALLELOGRAMS CAN DO.

WOW!

LOOK!

MATT: "KEEP OUT."

NOT MUCH OF A WELCOME.

BET THAT BRIDGE LEADS TO DIAMOND JOE.

COME ON!

I DON'T KNOW, DIDGE.

IT LOOKS KIND OF RICKETY.

THINK IT'S SAFE TO CROSS?

OF COURSE IT'S SAFE!

LET'S GO!

AHHHH!

HELP!

YOU BETTER BE WORTH WHAT I PAID FOR YOU, FURBALL.

START PRACTICING!

(SNIFFS) (POWERING ON) IT WORKED!

THE TRANSFORMATRON IS POWERING UP!

(SMOOCHES) ALL I NEED NOW IS THE NIC, AND I CAN TRANSFORM INTO ANYTHING I- (PHONE RINGS) WHO IS IT?

I'M BUSY!

IT'S AN EMERGENCY, BOSS!

WE CAN'T STAND LISTENING TO THIS EARTHBRAT!

YOU GOTTA COME HELP US OR WE QUIT!

JACKIE: OOH!

TELL HIM TO BRING SOMETHING YELLOW!

MY ROOM AT HOME IS YELLOW AND I LOVE YELLOW!

EEW!

EWW!

AND DOUBLE EWW!

OOH!

BRING ME A CHANGE OF CLOTHES!

OH, BUT NOTHING DORKY, OKAY?!

BOTH: AAARGH!

ALL: HELLLLLP!

DIAMOND JOE: WELL, WELL, WELL... LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT.

TRESPASSERS!

NO ONE'S ALLOWED ON DIAMOND JOE'S LAND, SO GIT!

INEZ: BUT MOTHERBOARD SENT US!

WE NEED YOUR HELP!

I DON'T HELP ANYONE ANYMORE.

SO YOU CAME FOR NUTHIN'.

GO HOME.

THAT'S SO UNFAIR.

I'M T.W., AND WE CAME ALL THIS WAY, JUST FOR YOU!

(GASPS) WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT!

WHOOPS!

SORRY.

(LAUGHING) YOU'RE A PARALLINI!

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

'CAUSE SHE'S A PARALLELOGRAM!

SHE HAS FOUR SIDES, WITH TOPS AND BOTTOMS THE SAME LENGTH, AND LEFT AND RIGHT SIDES THAT MATCH, TOO.

(GIGGLING) AND, SHE LOVES TO FLEX HER ANGLES, JUST LIKE YOURS TRULY, HER GREAT UNCLE, DIAMOND JOE PARALLINI!

MATT: WOW!

YOU COULD BE IN THE SHAPE-SHIFTING HALL OF FAME!

(GIGGLES) COME, SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

DIGIT: YOU'RE A NATURAL, T.W!

OF COURSE SHE IS.

PERFORMING'S IN HER BLOOD.

IT IS?

TELL ME!

TELL ME!

WELL, OUR FAMILY WAS THE MOST FAMOUS CIRCUS ACT IN CYBERSPACE; THE MOST DAZZLING ACROBATS YOU EVER LAID EYES ON.

BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME BACK.

WE DON'T DO IT ANYMORE.

WHY NOT?

IT'S A POWERFUL TALENT, BUT IT CAN BE DANGEROUS, TOO.

I BET THAT'S WHY MOTHERBOARD SENT US TO FIND YOU - BECAUSE OF THAT TALENT!

YEAH!

HACKER TRAPPED OUR FRIEND ON TOP OF MT.

WAYUPTHERE, AND- HACKER?

MT.

WAYUPTHERE?

NO!

NO!

GO AWAY.

FORGET YOU EVER MET ME!

I CAN'T HELP YOU!

T.W.

: UNCLE JOE, YOU HAVE TO!

AND WE WON'T LEAVE TILL YOU DO!

WHAT GOOD IS HAVING A SPECIAL TALENT IF YOU WON'T USE IT TO HELP OTHERS?!

WE DID USE IT TO HELP SOMEONE ONCE!

IT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE WE EVER MADE!

THE LAST TIME THE FLYING PARALLINIS USED OUR ABILITY TO TILT AND LEAN, WE BROUGHT CHAOS TO ALL CYBERSPACE!

(SOBBING)