
Cyberchase
Hugs & Witches
Season 2 Episode 1 | 26m 30sVideo has Audio Description, Closed Captions
Dr. Marbles and Lady Lovelace will be lost in time unless the CyberSquad can stop Hacker.
It's Valentine's Day, and Hacker captures Doctor Marbles and Lady Ada Lovelace, placing them inside a time machine invented by the mathematically-minded Lovelace. The kids and Digit must decipher a series of poems left behind by Lady L, and free them from the time machine before it time travels to the nether world of cyberspace - never to return!
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Cyberchase
Hugs & Witches
Season 2 Episode 1 | 26m 30sVideo has Audio Description, Closed Captions
It's Valentine's Day, and Hacker captures Doctor Marbles and Lady Ada Lovelace, placing them inside a time machine invented by the mathematically-minded Lovelace. The kids and Digit must decipher a series of poems left behind by Lady L, and free them from the time machine before it time travels to the nether world of cyberspace - never to return!
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♪ CYBERCHASE!
♪ WE'RE MOVIN' WE'RE BEATIN' HACKER AT HIS GAME ♪ DON'T TELL ME THAT HE'S TRYING TO HACK THE MOTHERBOARD ♪ WE'LL GET HIM EVERY TIME ♪ COSMIC WORLDS, FREAKY PLACES THAT WE'VE SEEN ♪ WE GOT THE POWER OF ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
♪ RUNNIN' IN A CYBERCHASE ♪ WE'LL MEET HIM FACE TO FACE ♪ WE'LL STICK TOGETHER, ALL THE TIME!
♪ ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE THE CHASE IS ON!
♪ JUST WAIT AND C-Y-B-E-R-CHASE!
<Hacker> HOLD STILL, YOU QUIVERING KUMQUATS!
<Buzz> WE'RE TRYIN', BOSS!
HURRY!
<Delete> HURRY!
EASY...CAREFUL!
UGH.
OW.
YES!
AH-HA.
THE PRINCESS OF PARALLELOGRAMS WILL FINALLY PAY THE PRICE FOR POSING A THREAT TO THE HACKER!
YOUR COMPUTER GENIUS WILL NEVER BE USED AGAINST ME!
YES!
(GASP) HACKER!
MY DEAR DOCTOR MARBLES, I MUST SEE YOU AT ONCE.
THE FUTURE OF MOTHERBOARD DEPENDS ON IT.
ADA.
<Dr.
Marbles> YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME, ADA.
WHY THE URGENCY?
<Lady Lovelace> IT'S HACKER, HE'S TRACKED ME DOWN!
NO!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE HERE.
HE WANTS TO DESTROY ALL MY WORK - AND JUST WHEN I'VE COME CLOSE TO FINDING A CURE FOR MOTHERBOARD.
BUT I HAVE A SOLUTION.
MY NEW TIME TRAVEL MACHINE!
ADA, IT'S AMAZING!
<Lady Lovelace> I CAN STORE ALL OF MY INFORMATION INSIDE - AND GO ANYWHERE IN TIME I PLEASE.
HE'LL NEVER FIND ME!
<Hacker> YOU'RE RIGHT!
BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY FOUND YOU!
GET 'EM, BOYS!
<Buzz and Delete> ALRIGHT BOSS.
DO SOMETHING, MARBLES!
<Marbles> PAUSE, YOU TWO!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR!
OH, YEAH?
SHOW 'EM UNACCEPTABLE, DEEDEE!
<Dr.
Marbles> OH NO!
OW!
<Lady Lovelace> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER CURE MOTHERBOARD'S VIRUS - I'M SENDING YOU BOTH ON A LITTLE TRIP.
MAKE THAT A BIG TRIP!
WHEN THE TIMER REACHES ZERO, YOUR MACHINE WILL TAKE YOU SO FAR BACK IN TIME - NO ONE WILL EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!
YOU TWO STAY HERE IN CASE THESE LOVEBIRDS TRY SOMETHING FUNNY.
I'VE GOT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO!
<Buzz> WILL DO, BOSS!
<Delete> WE GOT IT COVERED!
<Hacker> HAHAHAHHAAAAA!
<Jackie> HOW ABOUT VERMILION?
<Matt> VERMILION?
WHAT KIND OF COLOUR IS THAT?
<Jackie> COME ON, MATT.
GET IN THE SPIRIT - THE CARD'S FOR MOTHERBOARD.
<Matt> AH, I'M NOT BIG ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
IT'S A GIRL THING.
HACKER ALERT!
HACKER ALERT!
<Jackie> MOTHER B!
WHAT'S UP?
MARBLES IS IN TROUBLE.
TRAPPED IN TIME WITH LADY LOVELACE.
HURRY!
<Matt> TRAPPED IN TIME?
<Kids> WHOA!
<Inez> WHERE'S DIGIT?
<Digit> UP HERE!
<Jackie> LOVELACE MANOR.
<Digit> MUST BE THE PLACE!
<Inez> ACCORDING TO MOTHERBOARD, LADY ADA LOVELACE - IS THE DAUGHTER OF LORD BYRON, THE FAMOUS POET.
<Digit> AND SHE'S THE ONE OF THE FIRST COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS, TOO.
WOULD YOU BELIEVE?
HEY - WHAT'S THIS?
<Matt> IF YOU FIND THIS - FIND MY TIME MACHINE.
<Jackie> THAT'S WHAT MOTHER B MEANT!
DR. MARBLES MUST BE TRAPPED IN A TIME MACHINE!
<Inez> OPEN IT, MATT!
<Matt> LIKE BERRIES, NUMBERS OFTEN COME IN BUNCHES, SOME ARE LARGE, SOME ARE SMALL.
WHEN YOU CANNOT USE YOUR HUNCHES, FIND THE ONE THAT STANDS FOR ALL.
<Inez> HM.
WHAT'S IT MEAN?
<Matt> I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
WICKED, I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
WHY MUST I CHOOSE COLOURS TO BE THE NEW RULER OF CYBERSPACE?
HACKER, DARLING.
YOU HIRED ME TO PLAN YOUR INAUGURAL - AND EVERY INAUGURAL EVENT HAS THEME COLOURS.
I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A BALL.
ANYONE CAN HAVE AN INAUGURAL BALL.
BUT YOU ARE A TYRANT - A DESPOT - A DICTATOR!
YOU NEED AN EVENT.
YES, YES, AN EVENT IT WILL BE!
LET ME SEE THOSE COLOUR SWATCHES AGAIN.
OF COURSE, THE COLOUR WILL HAVE TO COMPLEMENT THE GOWN OF YOUR FIRST LADY.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
BUT, I DON'T HAVE A FIRST LADY.
YOU'RE IN LUCK!
IT JUST SO HAPPENS - I KNOW SOMEONE WHO'S AVAILABLE.
YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DATE!
<Dr.
Marbles> HURRY, ADA!
<Lady Lovelace> (GASP!)
ACCESS DENIED!
HACKER'S FROZEN ME OUT OF THE PROGRAM!
<Dr.
Marbles> THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY TO OVERRIDE THE SYSTEM!
<Lady Lovelace> THERE IS!
THERE'S AN EMERGENCY MODEM, ONLY IT'S OUTSIDE.
(SIGH) I'M AFRAID WE'RE STUCK WITH EACH OTHER FOR GOOD, OLD CHUM.
HM, LOST IN TIME WITH ADA LOVELACE.
REMINDS ME OF WHEN WE TRIED TO APPLY FERMAT'S THEORY TO PRIME NUMBERS.
BACKSPACE, MY DEAR, MARBLES.
WE TRIED TO APPLY THE THEORY TO POLYGONS.
AH, YES, I REMEMBER IT WELL.
AWWW, AIN'T LOVE GRAND?
HE-HE-HE.
YECH!
<Matt> MAN, TALK ABOUT GLOOMY!
WE'LL NEVER FIND THAT TIME MACHINE OUT HERE.
<Digit> IT'S SCARY!
I KEEP WAITIN' FOR DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE TO SHOW UP.
<Inez> UH, THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON, DIDGE.
FORGET JEKYLL AND HYDE.
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR JACK THE RIPPER!
UM, DID JACK THE RIPPER HAVE BIRDS?
<Inez> I DON'T THINK SO.
WHY?
<Digit> LOOK!
RUN!
<Kids> AHHH!
<Kids> WHOA!
<Goblin> WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE?!
<Inez> UM, WE'RE LOOKING FOR LADY LOVELACE AND HER TIME MACHINE.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS!
SEE THOSE ROCKS OVER THERE?
EACH PILE USED TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF A BIG HEART.
EVERY HUNDRED YEARS ON VALENTINE'S DAY A GOBLIN IS CHOSEN TO BUILD A NEW HEART NEXT TO THE OTHERS.
IT'S A BIG HONOR.
<Jackie> THAT IS TOTALLY COOL!
<Goblin> YOU'D THINK SO - BUT I HAVE TO USE THE SAME NUMBER OF ROCKS THAT WERE USED TO BUILD THE OTHER FIVE HEARTS.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THAT?
WELL, LOOK AT THOSE PILES.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM!
THOSE ROCKS ARE OLD AND BROKEN.
I CAN'T TELL HOW MANY WERE IN EACH HEART- WHEN THEY WERE FIRST MADE!
CAN YOU?
<Jackie> SORRY, MR. GOBLIN, CAN'T HELP YOU RIGHT NOW.
WE HAVE A TIME MACHINE TO FIND.
LET'S GO.
<Kids> AHH!
<Digit> NICE BIRDIES.
WANT A STICK?
<Jackie> ON THE OTHER HAND, MR. GOBLIN, WE'D BE GLAD TO HELP.
RIGHT, GUYS?
<Matt> YEAH, RIGHT!
WHEN WE'RE DONE, I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THAT TIME MACHINE IS.
WHEN WE'RE DONE, WE NEED TO BORROW YOUR CART.
AND IF I SAY 'NO'?
THEN WE DON'T HELP YOU.
<Girls> MA-ATT!
HMMM...ALL RIGHT!
BUT DON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE!
LET'S SEE.
WE'VE GOT FIVE BUNCHES OF ROCKS.
FIVE BUNCHES...
THE POEM!
READ THE POEM!
IT TALKS ABOUT BUNCHES!
GOOD IDEA, DIDGE.
LIKE BERRIES, NUMBERS OFTEN COME IN BUNCHES, SOME ARE LARGE, SOME ARE SMALL.
WHEN YOU CANNOT USE YOUR HUNCHES, FIND THE ONE THAT STANDS FOR ALL.
<Matt> WELL, WE HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE.
LET'S LOOK FOR NUMBERS IN BUNCHES.
COOL!
START COUNTING HOW MANY ROCKS IN EACH PILE.
ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX!
I GOT ONE 6!
SIX.
SIX HERE, TOO!
I'VE GOT SEVEN IN THIS ONE!
FIVE HERE!
SIX IN MINE!
<Digit> WHAT'DYA KNOW?!
THESE NUMBERS ALL BUNCH AROUND FIVE, SIX AND SEVEN!
<Inez> THE NUMBER WE'RE LOOKING FOR HAS TO BE: A FIVE, A SIX OR A SEVEN!
YES, BUT WHICH ONE?
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY CHANCE OF A LIFETIME.
WHICH ONE IS IT!
THE LITTLE GUY'S GOT A POINT!
NOTHIN' PERSONAL, GOBBY.
<Matt> WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', JAX?
<Jackie> YOU KNOW ME, I NEED TO ORGANIZE.
MAYBE IF WE PUT THE NUMBERS IN ORDER WE'LL GET AN IDEA.
<Matt> ALL RIGHT.
THERE ARE MORE SIXES THAN ANY OTHER NUMBER.
<Inez> SO I THINK SIX IS THE NUMBER, MR. GOBLIN.
IT'S THE MOST POPULAR.
SIX, GREAT!
BUT HOW DO I KNOW FOR SURE?
<Matt> WELL, I COULD SHOW YOU A PICTURE.
EACH NUMBER STANDS FOR ONE PILE OF ROCKS.
NOW LOOK AT THEM STACKED.
<Goblin> AH-HA!
ONLY ONE PILE HAS FIVE ROCKS... AND ONLY ONE PILE HAS SEVEN ROCKS... <Inez> BUT THREE PILES HAVE SIX!
SINCE SIX ROCKS HAPPEN MOST OFTEN, IT MUST BE THE BEST NUMBER TO USE!
I'LL GO WITH SIX!
<Inez> EXCUSE ME.
WHICH WAY TO THE TIME MACHINE?
<Goblin> IT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BRIDGE... THAT WAY!
THEN, THROUGH THE MARSH, OVER THE BOG, IN BETWEEN THE PRICKLY BRAMBLE, AND UH, OH YEAH, WATCH OUT FOR THOSE THORNS!
OH GREAT.
<Jackie> THANKS MR. GOBLIN!
THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN WE WERE TRAPPED IN THAT MYSTERIOUS CYBER TRIANGLE.
EQUILATERAL, I BELIEVE.
A RIGHT TRIANGLE, ACTUALLY.
IT TOOK US DAYS TO GET FREE.
MAYBE WE CAN THINK OUR WAY OUT OF THIS!
<Buzz> (GRUNT) OH YEAH!
HOW LONG WE SUPPOSED TO WAIT HERE, BUZZY?
TILL THE BOSS TELLS US NOT TO!
WHY DO OUR OUTFITS NEED TO MATCH, ANYWAY?
BECAUSE THE FIRST LADY HAS TO LOOK JUST AS POWERFUL AND GLAMOROUS AS THE TYRANT!
<Hacker> WHAT?
IT'S THAT TROUBLESOME TRIO!
I HAVE TO STOP THEM!
YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW, WE HAVE TO PLAN OUR EVENT!
WHOA!
IF I DON'T STOP THOSE CHILDREN - THERE WON'T BE ANY EVENT!
NOW LET ME UP!
PLEASE.
<Hacker> BUZZ... DELETE...
LISTEN UP!
THOSE MEDDLING CHILDREN AND THAT TIN TURKEY ARE HEADING YOUR WAY.
STOP THEM BEFORE THEY REACH THE TIME MACHINE!
<Wicked> OOH.
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK TOUGH, HACKIEPOO.
<Delete> HACKIEPOO???
<Buzz> YECH!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
C'MON WE BETTER STOP THOSE KIDS.
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
OUR CYBERMATES FROM EARTH ARE ON THE CASE!
BUT WILL THEY FIND US IN TIME?
<Jackie> FASTER, MATT, FASTER!
YOIKES!
<Kids> WHOA!
<Inez> THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!
THE BRIDGE!
C'MON!
<Snippy Troll> HALT!
NO ONE PASSES WITHOUT PAYING THE TOLL!
<Jackie> BUT WE NEED TO GET TO THE TIME MACHINE - IT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE!
LOT'S OF THINGS ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!
<Matt> OKAY.
HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU WANT?
<Snippy Troll> NOT MONEY - SCONES!
THE SAME NUMBER OF SCONES AS THE NUMBER OF WARTS ON A TROLL'S FACE.
GUESS THE WRONG NUMBER, AND YOU DON'T GET ACROSS!
<Digit> SCONES!
WE DON'T HAVE ANY SCONES!
WHAT ARE SCONES?
A THICK DOUGHY BREAD SOMETIMES BAKED IN THE SHAPE OF TRIANGLE.
OH, THOSE THINGS!
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!
AHEM.
DIGIT, YOU'RE A WONDERBIRD!
LET'S START COUNTING WARTS!
EW.
THAT IS JUST SO, EW.
1-2-3-4-5-6.
I'VE GOT SIX OVER HERE.
<Jackie> EXCELLENT.
I COUNTED FIVE WARTS HERE.
LOOKS LIKE FOUR WARTS HERE.
<Matt> ANOTHER FIVE HERE - THIS ONE HAS FOUR.
SIX WARTS ON THIS TROLL.
<Jackie> ANOTHER SIX, INEZ.
<Matt> FIVE ON MY LAST ONE.
<Jackie> AND FOUR WARTS ON MINE.
<Inez> WUH-OH, PROBLEM.
THE OFFICIAL WART COUNT IS 5-6-4-4-6-5-4-5-6.
<Matt> YOU MEAN DIFFERENT TROLLS HAVE DIFFERENT NUMBERS OF WARTS?
<Jackie> I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT WE THOUGHT YOU ALL HAD THE SAME NUMBER WARTS.
SOME OF US WERE BORN WITH MORE - SOME WITH LESS.
I WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND FOUND THIS BEAUTY RIGHT HERE.
HEEHEE.
I LOST ONE OF MINE IN A BATTLE.
IT USED TO BE RIGHT HERE ON THE TIPPY-TIP OF MY NOSE.
<Matt> CHECK THE POEM AGAIN, NEZZIE.
IT HELPED US LAST TIME.
LIKE BERRIES, NUMBERS OFTEN COME IN BUNCHES, SOME ARE LARGE, SOME ARE SMALL.
WHEN YOU CANNOT USE YOUR HUNCHES, FIND THE ONE THAT STANDS FOR ALL.
AND LOSE THE NEZZIE!
<Matt> OKAY, OKAY!
<Jackie> LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF I STACK THE NUMBERS SO WE CAN SEE EXACTLY HOW MANY TROLLS HAVE HOW MANY WARTS.
<Inez> COOL!
THREE TROLLS HAVE FOUR WARTS - THREE HAVE FIVE WARTS - AND THREE HAVE SIX WARTS.
<Matt> TIME OUT!
IF EACH NUMBER HAPPENS THREE TIMES - THAT DOESN'T HELP US.
WE CAN ONLY PICK ONE.
HMMM, I'M STUCK.
THERE'S GOTTA BE A DIFFERENT WAY TO LOOK AT THIS!
WAIT A MINUTE.
THERE MIGHT BE.
LOOK AT OUR CLUSTER OF NUMBERS.
FIVE HAS SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IT - THAT THE FOUR AND SIX DON'T HAVE.
YOU'RE RIGHT!
FIVE IS THE NUMBER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLUSTER.
<Inez> EXACTLY!
AND THE SAME NUMBER OF TROLLS HAVE LESS THAN FIVE WARTS AND MORE THAN FIVE WARTS.
IT'S A SLAM DUNK!
THE NUMBER WE'RE LOOKING FOR- HAS TO BE THE ONE THAT SPLITS THE GROUP EVENLY - THE ONE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE: FIVE!
FIVE SCONES IT IS!
WAIT!
IF YOU GIVE US YOUR GOAT, YOU CAN HAVE BUTTER AND JAM, TOO.
<Lady Lovelace> THE FREQUENCY MODULATOR IS JAMMED TIGHT!
WELL, AT LEAST WE GET TO SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER.
<Jackie> UH!
<Inez> YOU GUYS SURE WE'RE GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?
I CAN'T SEE A THING!
HOW CAN WE SAVE MARBLES IF WE CAN'T EVEN SEE EACH OTHER?
EW!
EW!
DOUBLE EW!
THAT'S WEIRD, IT'S CLEAR UP HERE.
HUH?
NO WONDER!
BUZZ AND DELETE!
NOT YOU TWO AGAIN!
<Matt> HEY!
IT'S CLEARING UP!
<Inez> DIDGE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WE THOUGHT WE LOST YOU.
UH, LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES.
<Buzz and Delete> WHOA!
AHHH!
<Matt> C'MON, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
AH!
TROLLS, A GOBLIN AND NOW JESTERS!
WHAT'S MY LIFE COMING TO?
<Jackie> EXCUSE ME, MR. JESTER.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO LADY LOVELACE'S TIME MACHINE?
I DO INDEED, BUT WE'RE VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
<Plate Spinning Jester> WE'RE DUE AT THE CASTLE TO AUDITION FOR THE KING - BUT WE DON'T KNOW IF HE'S SHORT OR TALL.
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE?
WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO INSULT HIM - SO WE WANT TO SEND SOMEONE WHO'S NOT TOO TALL AND NOT TOO SHORT.
BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE OF US THAT IS!
<Jackie> IF WE HELP YOU - WILL YOU TELL US HOW TO GET TO THE TIME MACHINE?
IT'S A DEAL!
<Digit> HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY MEASURE HOW TALL THESE GUYS ARE?
THEY'RE JUMPIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE!
DIDGE IS RIGHT, IT'LL TAKE FOREVER.
<Matt> TIME OUT.
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THE MIDDLE - JUST LIKE WE DID WITH THE ROCKS AND THE WARTS!
<Inez> I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
LET'S LINE THEM UP FROM SHORTEST TO TALLEST.
(WHISTLE) OK, YOU JOKERS, LINE UP!
NO, NO, NO... LINE UP SIDE BY SIDE SO THE CLOWN ON YOUR RIGHT IS SHORTER THAN YOU ARE - AND THE CLOWN ON YOUR LEFT IS TALLER.
<Matt> COOL!
THEY LINED UP JUST LIKE WE LINED UP THE NUMBERS BEFORE.
OKAY, BUT REMEMBER, THE BEST JESTER TO MEET THE KING IS THE ONE OF MIDDLE HEIGHT.
FIND THE ONE THAT STANDS FOR ALL!
<Digit> HOW DO WE DO THAT?!
<Matt> WELL, THE MIDDLE SPLITS THINGS IN HALF, RIGHT?
SO THERE SHOULD BE THE SAME NUMBER OF SHORT GUYS ON ONE SIDE - AS THERE ARE TALL GUYS ON THE OTHER.
<Jackie> LET'S SIMPLIFY!
LET'S TAKE THE GUYS ON THE ENDS AWAY- SINCE THEY CAN'T BE THE MIDDLE JESTER.
(WHISTLE) OKAY, YOU TWO ON THE ENDS - RECESS!
<Inez> LET'S DO THE SAME THING AGAIN.
(WHISTLE BLAST) <Digit> OFF WITH THE END JESTERS!
SORRY END JESTERS, BYE-BYE!
ONE MORE TIME!
<Inez> WE DID IT!
THE GUY ON ONE SIDE IS SHORTER, THE GUY ON THE OTHER SIDE IS TALLER.
WE FOUND OUR MIDDLE JESTER!
JESTER OF MIDDLE HEIGHT - YOU ARE GOING TO MEET THE KING!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.
THE TIME MACHINE IS JUST OVER THAT HILL.
<Lady Lovelace> OH MARBLES, I WAS SO CLOSE TO A CURE FOR MOTHERBOARD, AND NOW WE'RE ABOUT TO BE LOST IN TIME!
DON'T DESPAIR, MY LADY, THE CHILDREN HAVEN'T FAILED US YET!
<Jackie> DOCTOR MARBLES!
<Inez> LADY ADA!
<Matt> WE'RE HERE!
<Lady Lovelace> QUICKLY!
THE COMPUTER - UNDER THE DOOR!
<Jackie> FOUND IT!
<Lady Lovelace> TYPE IN THE STOP CODE!
ONE LIKE THE SUN- THREE LIKE THE SEA- FOUR LIKE THE MOOR- AND TWO LIKE THE DEW!
<Jackie> EXCUSE ME, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE NUMBERS?
SORRY.
THE POETRY THING JUST HAPPENS.
ONE-THREE-FOUR-TWO!
<Kids> HURRY!
WELL DONE, CYBERMATES!
YOU STOPPED TIME JUST IN TIME!
YOU MUST HAVE USED MY POEM TO GET HERE.
<Jackie> YES, WELL, ABOUT THAT.
YOUR POEM WAS HELPFUL... <Inez> ...AND EXTREMELY WELL WRITTEN - BUT NEXT TIME, MAYBE YOU COULD JUST LEAVE A NOTE WITH DIRECTIONS.
<Delete> THERE THEY ARE!
GET 'EM!
DUCK!
AH!
<Buzz> WHOA!
<Lady Lovelace> QUICKLY!
CLOSE THE DOOR!
HAVE A NICE TRIP.
<Buzz> NO!
<Lady Lovelace> DON'T FORGET TO WRITE.
WON'T YOU COME BACK WITH US, MY DEAR?
I'M AFRAID THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT TELL MOTHERBOARD I'LL CONTINUE TO WORK ON A CURE.
IT WAS WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU AGAIN, OLD CHUM.
<Matt> YECH!
I AM SO OUTA HERE!
<Jackie> BYE-BYE, LADY L!
<Inez> SO LONG!
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, MY LADY.
<Wicked> YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, HACKIE.
WITH MY HELP, YOU COULD BE TWICE THE TYRANT YOU ARE NOW.
<Hacker> MAYBE EVEN THRICE, MY LOVELY, TALENTED WITCHIEPOO!
SHALL WE DANCE?
<Motherboard> STOP THE MUSIC, HACKER!
MOTHERBOARD?
I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW- THAT LADY LOVELACE AND DOCTOR MARBLES ARE SAFE AND SOUND.
WHAT?
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
HACKER.
YOU TRICKED ME, YOU CYBERSNEAK!
YOU'RE PROBABLY WORKING WITH MOTHERBOARD!
OHHHH!
THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU INSULT ME... YOU PUFFED-UP PIPSQUEAK!
<Hacker> WICKED?
DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS - I TAKE IT BACK.
BUZZ... DELETE... WHERE ARE YOU?
<Buzz> BOSS!
HELP!
<Delete> SAVE US!
<Jackie> GEE, DR. MARBLES AND LADY L REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER.
<Inez> WHAT'S THIS, MATT?
<Matt> HEY!
<Jackie> TO NEZZIE AND JAX.
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
A GUY COULDN'T HAVE BETTER FRIENDS THAN YOU.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY... MATT.
OH, THAT IS SO SWEET.
<Inez> AND WE THOUGHT YOU HATED VALENTINE'S DAY.
OH, MAN.
STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.
IT'S CYBERCHASE FOR REAL.
WELCOME TO HARRY'S SHOES.
IF THE SHOE'S TIGHT, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
DO YOU HAVE THIS SHOE IN MY SIZE?
WELL, WHAT'S YOUR SIZE?
I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
WHOO!
WHAT COLOURED CHEESE, I MEAN SHOES DO YOU WANT?
TAN.
BE RIGHT BACK.
IF THE SHOE'S TIGHT, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
SIZE 8.
BLACK.
OKAY.
UGGGGH!
UM... WELL UH - ALSO SELL SOCKS OVER THERE.
IF THE SHOE IS TOO TIGHT?
JUST SIT DOWN.
WELCOME TO HARRY'S.
IF THE SHOE'S TIGHT, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
I CAN'T LOOK AT ANOTHER SET OF PIGGIES.
HOW ABOUT I WORK IN THE STOCKROOM FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
SURE, I JUST RECEIVED A SAMPLE OF A NEW LINE OF SHOES AND IT'S GONNA BE A HOT SELLER.
STUDY THE SALES DATA AND PUT AN ORDER IN FOR THEM RIGHT WAY.
OKAY.
LET'S SEE.
MOST OF THE SHOES WE SELL ARE SIZES SEVEN, SEVEN AND A HALF, EIGHT OR EIGHT AND A HALF.
MOST PEOPLE FALL INTO THE MIDDLE RANGE.
CHEESE TOES, LONG NAILS AND HAIRY FOOT.
WERE ALL SEVEN AND A HALF OR EIGHT.
WHEN SIZES ARE LARGER THAN EIGHT AND A HALF, AND SMALLER THAN SEVEN, SALES START TO GO DOWN.
THERE ARE SOME SIZES THAT NO ONE BOUGHT.
BIANCA, DON'T FORGET TO PUT IN THAT ORDER.
I'M EXPECTING BIG THINGS WITH THOSE SHOES.
<Bianca> GOT IT.
I KNOW JUST WHAT TO ORDER.
THE DATA CLUSTER AROUND SIZES SEVEN, SEVEN AND A HALF, EIGHT, AND EIGHT AND A HALF.
SO THOSE ARE THE ONLY SIZES THAT I NEED.
HI, YEAH, SO, I'D LIKE TO PLACE AN ORDER.
YES, FOR SIZES SEVEN, SEVEN AND A HALF, EIGHT AND EIGHT AND A HALF.
YES.
BY THIS AFTERNOON, PLEASE.
HI, HAND ME THE NEW SHOE IN BLACK, SEVEN AND A HALF PLEASE?
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
I NEED THIS SHOE IN SIZE SEVEN BLUE.
<Bianca> OKAY.
HERE YOU GO.
<Man> THANK YOU.
DATA DOESN'T LIE.
I NEED A PAIR IN RED, SIZE EIGHT.
SIZE EIGHT.
THERE YOU GO.
I KNEW IT.
BIANCA.
THESE SHOES ARE A BIG HIT.
THE STAR OF THE NEW YORK RIMS IS HERE AND SHE WANTS ONE OF EVERY COLOUR IN SIZE FOURTEEN.
<Bianca> FOURTEEN?
HOW ABOUT A COUPLE SEVENS?
<Store Manager> WE CAN'T BE SOLD OUT, WE JUST GOT THEM IN TODAY.
YOU DID ORDER SOME OF EACH SIZE?
IF THE SHOE'S TIGHT, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
BUT I ONLY ORDERED SIZE SEVEN, SEVEN AND A HALF, EIGHT AND EIGHT AND A HALF, 'CAUSE THOSE ARE THE SIZES THAT WE SELL THE MOST.
<Store Manager> WELL, THAT'S TRUE.
BUT WE STILL CARRY ALL SIZES.
JUST BECAUSE MOST OF OUR CUSTOMERS ARE A CERTAIN SIZE, DOESN'T MEAN WE FORGET ABOUT THE OTHERS.
I GOT IT.
THIS IS THE LATEST THING IN FOOTWEAR.
IT'S JUST LIKE WALKING BAREFOOT.
AND THEY LET YOUR FEET BREATHE.
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