HT WHERE YOU ARE -IN CYBERCHASE FOR REAL.

I LOVE BROADWAY THEATER - THE BRIGHT LIGHTS, THE ACTORS, MUSIC - GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROADWAY.

BUT AS MUCH AS I LOVE SEEING BROADWAY SHOWS, THEY DO COST A LOT OF MONEY.

THIS IS A GREAT PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY TICKETS AT A DISCOUNT FOR THE NEXT PERFORMANCE.

HEY, THAT'S ON MY LIST OF THINGS I WANT TO SEE.

WOW, THAT'S A HOT TICKET, I BETTER GET IN LINE.

EXCUSE ME, IS THIS THE END OF THE LINE?

<Man> NO, SIR, IT'S WAY DOWN THERE.

ALL THE WAY DOWN.

HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING LONG?

<Woman> NO, WE JUST GOT HERE TOO.

IS THE LINE MOVING QUICKLY?

<Woman> WE JUST GOT HERE.

THIS LINE IS CERTAINLY MOVING SLOWLY.

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN FRONT OF US?

<Man> A LOT, MAN, A LOT.

DUH.

WAS THAT GUY IN FRONT OF US, OR DID HE SNEAK IN?

'CAUSE IF HE SNUCK IN, THEN YOU TELL HIM THAT THAT'S JUST NOT VERY NICE.

<Man> NO, I THINK HE WAS THERE.

THE TICKET BOOTH CLOSES AT SIX O'CLOCK.

THAT'S IN 21 MINUTES AND I HOPE I CAN GET TO THE HEAD OF THE LINE BEFORE ALL THE TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT.

HOW FAST DO YOU THINK THIS LINE'S MOVING?

<Woman> NOT FAST ENOUGH.

<Boy> IF I CAN MAKE IT TO THE WINDOW BEFORE IT CLOSES, I GET TO SEE A BROADWAY SHOW AT BARGAIN PRICE - MAYBE.

THEN AGAIN, I COULD CROSS THE STREET AND SEE A MOVIE THAT STARTS IN A FEW MINUTES, GUARANTEED.

BUT MY PROBLEMS IS, IF I WAIT TOO LONG I MAY NOT GET A CHANCE TO DO EITHER.

PEOPLE THIS LINE WOULD MOVE A LOT FASTER IF YOU HAD YOUR MONEY OUT, OKAY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION, IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED.

I TOLD THEM HOW TO MAKE THE LINE MOVE FASTER, <Woman> YEAH I HEARD.

THIS LINE IS MOVING SO SLOWLY!

I NEED A WAY TO FIGURE OUT HOW FAST THIS LINE IS MOVING.

IF IT ISN'T MOVING FAST ENOUGH, I CAN'T GET MY TICKET THEN I SHOULD JUST GO TO THE MOVIES NOW.

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SEEM LIKE THIS LINE IS MOVING SLOWLY?

<Woman> IT'S MOVING EXTREMELY SLOW.

<Boy> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

I'M GOING TO TIME HOW LONG IT TAKES TO WALK FROM HERE - TO THERE.

ACROSS ONE SIDEWALK SQUARE.

OH, EXCUSE ME.

<Woman> WHAT TIME IS IT?

<Boy> FIVE MINUTES.

WELL, IT'S MOVING.

SLOWLY, BUT IT'S MOVING.

WAIT A SEC- IF IT TOOK FIVE MINUTES TO CROSS ONE SIDEWALK SQUARE, THEN ALL I NEED TO DO IS FIGURE OUT HOW MANY MORE SIDEWALK SQUARES THERE ARE BETWEEN HERE AND THE TICKET WINDOW.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

OKAY, THERE ARE FOUR SQUARES LEFT.

IF THE LINE KEEPS MOVING AT THE SAME SPEED- FIVE MINUTE PER SIDEWALK SQUARE- THEN FIVE MINUTES TIMES FOUR SIDEWALK SQUARES IS 20 MINUTES AND THAT'S NOT FAST ENOUGH.

THE WINDOW CLOSES IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.

NEXT TIME, I'LL COME EARLIER.

THIS TIME, I'M OFF TO SEE A MOVIE.

IS THIS LINE MOVING?

<Man> I DON'T KNOW, I JUST GOT HERE.