Cyberchase
The Wedding Scammer: Act 3
Clip: Season 2 Episode 11 | 6m 45sVideo has Closed Captions
Hacker agrees to marry the Wicked Witch.
Believing that the Wicked Witch is really the long lost daughter of a powerful King, Hacker agrees to marry her, convinced that their union will double his power and Motherboard will never be able to defeat him. What Hacker doesn't know is that Wicked imprisoned the REAL long-lost daughter of the King and stole her identity. The kids must think their way through an intricate series of puzzles.
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Cyberchase
The Wedding Scammer: Act 3
Clip: Season 2 Episode 11 | 6m 45sVideo has Closed Captions
Believing that the Wicked Witch is really the long lost daughter of a powerful King, Hacker agrees to marry her, convinced that their union will double his power and Motherboard will never be able to defeat him. What Hacker doesn't know is that Wicked imprisoned the REAL long-lost daughter of the King and stole her identity. The kids must think their way through an intricate series of puzzles.
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Matt: IF YOU'RE IN HERE, MR. OGRE, FORGET ABOUT WHAT I SAID.
I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT UGLY, AND I'M SURE YOU DON'T EAT CHILDREN.
Digit: OR BIRDS.
NO BIRDS, PLEASE?
Inez: I THINK WE'RE SAFE.
Matt: BUT WHAT IS THAT?
Jackie: OH, MAN.
ANOTHER LOCKED DOOR!
Inez: AND LOOK AT ALL THESE TUBES!
OH, WE'LL NEVER FREE THE PRINCESS IN TIME!
Matt: DIDGE!
FLY BACK TO THE WEDDING, TRY TO STALL 'EM.
WE'LL GET THERE AS SOON AS WE CAN.
Digit: I'M ON MY WAY, EARTHLIES!
(CRASH) OOF.
I'M OKAY.
I'M FINE.
I'M GOING NOW!
OW!
Erica: THIS IS JUST TOO EXCITING, SAM!
IS THIS A WEDDING OR WHAT?
IF YOU ASK ME, IT'S MORE LIKE A CIRCUS!
Delete: O-O-O HEY, BOSS, ISN'T THIS MUSIC GROOVY?
(HUMMING) Hacker: ZIP IT!
Raven: I'LL TELL YOU AGAIN.
A ONE-FOOT SECTION OF TUBE IS MISSING FROM RIGHT HERE.
FOR THE BALL TO ROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN AND OPEN THE LOCK, YOU HAVE TO SLIDE EXACTLY ONE FOOT OF TUBING THROUGH THIS SLOT HERE.
IF IT'S THE RIGHT SIZE, IT WILL SLIDE INTO PLACE AND COMPLETE THE MISSING SECTION!
Jackie: HERE WE GO AGAIN!
ALL WE HAVE ARE TWO TUBES THAT ARE DEFINITELY LONGER THAN ONE FOOT AND NO RULER!
HOW CAN WE MEASURE EXACTLY ONE FOOT?
Inez: LET'S SEE IF WE CAN MAKE THIS SIMPLER.
WHAT DO WE KNOW?
WE'VE GOT A FIVE FOOT TUBE AND A THREE FOOT TUBE, BUT WE ONLY NEED A ONE FOOT PIECE.
Matt: HMM.
SOUNDS FAMILIAR.
DIDN'T WE JUST DO THIS WITH THE MEASURING CUPS?
ONLY THIS TIME WE NEED A SAW!
SEE?
SAW!
Jackie: COOL!
THE SAW NOT THE JOKE!
Matt: WHATEVER.
OKAY, IF WE PLACE THE PIPES LIKE THIS, IT WOULD BE EASY TO CUT OFF A TWO FOOT PIECE.
SEE?
HAND ME THAT, JAX.
Inez: FIVE TAKE AWAY THREE LEAVES TWO.
Matt: EXACTLY!
BUT WE NEED ONE FOOT - NOT TWO FEET!
Inez: WAIT.
TAKE THE TWO FOOT PIECE AND SUBTRACT IT FROM THE THREE FOOT PIECE.
Matt: YEAH!
THREE TAKE AWAY TWO IS ONE.
AND THAT'S THE ONE FOOT PIECE WE NEED!
Raven: OH, I MUST SAY... YOU FELLOWS ARE GOOD!
Jackie: OKAY, MATTSTER, START CUTTING!
Matt: THREE MINUS TWO LEAVES ONE!
Inez: WAY TO GO, MATT!
Jackie: I'LL SLIDE IT INTO PLACE!
Matt: HURRY, JAX!
ALL SET, GUYS!
LET'S HAVE A BALL!
ALL: YES!
Inez: FREE THE PRINCESS!
(GASP) Matt: PRINCESS, YOU'RE FREE!
C'MON!
Princess: WHO ARE YOU?
Jackie: WE'LL EXPLAIN AS WE GO, WE HAVE ONE MORE PROBLEM TO SOLVE.
Princess: I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Raven: WE MUST HURRY OR YOUR FATHER WILL GIVE AWAY ALL OF POMPADOURIA.
OH SAM, ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY.
ME TOO.
THE THOUGHT OF HACKER CONTROLLING POMADOURIA'S ENERGY, MAKES ME WANT TO WEEP!
Justice: IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE WHO THINKS THESE TWO SHOULD NOT GET MARRIED, SPEAK UP NOW OR-- Digit: STOP THE WEDDING!
WICKED'S NOT THE REAL PRINCESS!
Hacker and Grand Pasha: SHE'S NOT?
Wicked: OF COURSE, I AM!
THIS SILLY BIRD DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!
GET ON WITH ON IT!
Justice: THE HACKER, DO YOU TAKE THE PRINCESS' HAND IN MATRIMONY-- Digit: NO!
THIS IS TERRIBLE MISTAKE!
Hacker: WHY, OF COURSE I DO.
YOU GOT A HANKY, BUZZY?
Justice: AND DO YOU, PRINCESS, TAKE-- Princess: NO!
Kids: STOOOOOP!
SAM, DOESN'T THAT LOOK A LOT LIKE THE PRINCESS?
Princess: FATHER!
FATHER, I AM YOUR REAL DAUGHTER.
All: (GASP) Princess: AND THIS IS-- Digit: PLAIN OLD WICKED!
Grand Pasha: YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER!
YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T THE HEIRESS OF THIS POWERFUL CYBERSITE?
Wicked: WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
I JUST REMEMBERED, I HAVE TO TAKE THE GRIM WREAKER IN FOR AN OIL CHANGE.
OUT OF MY WAY!
Buzz: WAIT FOR US, BOSS!
Delete: YEAH, WAIT UP!
Wicked: BUT HACKIE-POO, WE COULD STILL BE A HAPPY COUPLE.
Matt: I DON'T THINK HACKER'S OUT OF TROUBLE YET.
Grand Pasha: HOW CAN I THANK YOU ALL FOR FREEING MY REAL DAUGHTER?
Digit: ACTUALLY, YOU NEED TO THANK THIS BIRD OVER HERE TOO.
HE SHOWED US THE WAY.
Princess: NO.
I WILL THANK HIM.
UH, LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.
MY PRINCE.
MY PRINCESS!
Grand Pasha: MY GOODNESS!
I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I KISS YOU?
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
WELL ERICA, A BIRD TURNS INTO A PRINCE ON LIVE TELEVISION!
HOW ABOUT THAT?
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL, RIGHT SAM?
OH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE A BIG WEDDING AFTER ALL!
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