Ruff Ruffman, Humble Media Genius!

Hang up and drive, people!

(clears his throat) Ruff Ruffman here, in hot competition with my arch nemesis, Spot Spotnik.

Whoever wins this race will be the champion!

I don't want to brag or anything, but I am an excellent driver.

Nailing it!

Ooh, a note.

(sniffs, car honks) From Charlene!

The poodle of my dreams.

(cars honking in video game) "Ruff, I'd love a big date tonight.

Charlene."

Ooh, a big date!

Ahh!

Curse you, Spotnik!

And curse you, tree!

(beep) (phone ringing) Ooh, my cell phone.

Uh, nope, not there.

(phone ringing) Uh, nope.

Oh, where is it?

Oh, my bag!

Ahh!

Oh, man!

(buzzer) GRANDMA (on phone): Ruffy, it's your grandma.

Don't forget flowers for your date.

Flowers, oh.

Ooh, I'll have Chet pick some up.

Chet... get... floew... flowers, backspace.

Something nice... (crash) Not carnivorous like last time.

Hey!

Where did that billboard come from?!

(alarm beeping) (gasps) It's late!

I gotta beat Spotnik.

(cell phone chimes) Oh, Chet is texting me.

Which color flowers do I want?

Red ones?

Or yellow?

Maybe red and yellow.

(screaming) (buzzer) Ahh!

This game is broken!

Uncle Ruff, what's wrong?

My driving game keeps crashing, even though I had my eyes on the road the whole time.

I only looked away for a second, just to read my note... and text, and use the phone, and brush my fur, look for a restaurant, read a text, and find romantic tunes on my music player.

Uncle Ruff, when you drive, you have to keep your eyes on the road.

Everything else can wait.

You're right!

Drive now, get ready for my big date afterwards.

Okay, Spotnik, let's do this!

Eat my dust, Spotnik!

(cell phone rings) I will get it.

Yello?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, okay.

Charlene wants to know when you'll bring that big date to her.

She's making her yummy date bread.

Charlene wants that kind of a date?!

The fruit?!

(sighs) Well, at least it's a date for Charlene.

Want to go for a drive, Glen?

You could be my copilot, help me keep my eyes on the road.

I'd be happy to, Uncle Ruff.

RUFF: Help the drivers in your life subtract the distractions and keep their eyes on the road.

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