I SCORED A GOAL IN SOCCER?"

AWK!

BORING!

"IT WAS THE WINNING GOAL."

i¡¡ABURRIDO!

HMM.

AHA!

"IN THE STATE SOCCER CHAMPIONSHIP!"

i¡¡MUY BIEN!

AND I GOT A TROPHY, A BIG TROPHY.

i¡¡SI!

i¡¡SI!

i¡¡COMO ASI!

TALLER THAN I AM!

WAIT UNTIL ROMAN READS THIS.

NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

[COMPUTER BEEPING] ROMAN SAYS HIS FATHER IS THE MAYOR OF THEIR TOWN, AND HIS BROTHER WORKS FOR THE BIGGEST TV STATION IN PUERTO RICO!

SO?

SO?

SO I'VE GOT TO THINK OF MORE INTERESTING STUFF TO TELL HIM!

HMM.

[CAT SCREECHES] "DID I MENTION MY SISTER'S A WORLD-CHAMPION CYCLIST?

SHE RODE TO THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST..." ♪ DA DA DA DA!

♪ THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD!"

AWK!

MIGUEL, COULD YOU PLEASE HAND ME THE OIL?

GETTING THE MEASUREMENTS JUST RIGHT IS AN EXACT SCIENCE.

HMM.

"BIG NEWS!

"MY MOM JUST WON THE BRAINIAC SCIENCE AWARD "FOR HER WORK AS A SCIENTIST.

SHE WORKS WITH...OIL."

Santiago: POR FAVOR, MIGUEL.

BUSCA LA ESCOBA.

A GARDEN SNAKE GOT LOOSE, AND IT'S HIDING BEHIND THE RADIATOR.

HMM.

Miguel, voice-over: "MY DAD'S AN ANIMAL TRAINER.

"TODAY, A HUGE ANACONDA COILED AROUND HIM "AND STARTED TO SQUEEZE HIM.

HE BARELY ESCAPED ALIVE."

AH!

WELL, PACO, I DID IT.

I'M THE MOST INTERESTING, EXCITING PEN PAL EVER.

i¡¡SI, SI!

AWK!

[BEEPING] A MESSAGE!

"¿MIGUEL, COMO ESTAS?

I HAVE GOOD NEWS!

"I WILL BE VISITING YOUR CITY NEXT WEEK WITH MY GRANDMOTHER?!

I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!"

[GULP] HE'S COMING...HERE?

OH, NO!

i¡¡AY, PACO!

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

AWK!

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

SEE YOU LATER!