- The first step in dealing with a puffer plant is don't let it puff on you.

(coughing) If this does occur, some things will happen over the next one minute.

- At exactly 55 seconds, you will only be able to talk Cow.

(mooing) When the timer hits 45 seconds, you will turn purple, grow a lion's tail.

Eek.

...And a beard.

Ho ho ho!

30 seconds left to go.

29, 28 27... Now, I wish I could tell you things got easier from now on, but at exactly 15 seconds, you'll grow bear claws and another beard.

While still mooing like a cow.

(mooing) Not to worry - when the timer reaches 60 seconds, everything will go back to normal.

And that is when you'll turn into a chicken.

- There you are!

Something very odd has happened.