- Greetings, agents!

I'm sure you know by now that when the sun goes down, the spider cats like to party.

Here's a picture of them.

But what you might not know is if you've been bitten by one.

Well, that's where I come in.

The 1st clue you've been bitten by a spider cat is that it hurts - a lot.

Here's a picture of me last night right after I was bitten.

Ha-ha!

The 2nd clue you've been bitten by a spider cat is that your hand will be constantly changing color.

But not to worry.

You can fix this with the Hand-on-Colornator gadget.

But do not, under any circumstance, zap your hand if it is blue or yellow.

If you do, your hand will turn into a meatball.

I wish I had time to explain, but right now, I have an unhealthy amount of spider cat poison in my bloodstream.

So how do you know the right time to zap your hand?

If you look closely, you can see there's a pattern.

What is a pattern, you ask?

Something that repeats itself.

Right now, the pattern is: Normal, blue, yellow, blue, yellow, and then it repeats.

Normal, blue, yellow, blue, yellow.

Now that we know the pattern, I can call it out and zap my hand at the right time.

Normal, blue, yellow, blue, yellow, normal!

Ta-da!

The only problem is, once you get your hand back to normal, you will start shrinking.

Goodbye.