Ruff Ruffman: Humble Media Genius.

Privacy & You!

Third round!

Now, let's see, where is the button for the gloop spigot?

Gloop?

GRANDMA: For 1,000 points, have you ever said something mean in a text?

Of course not, Grandma.

I wouldn't think of doing such a thing!

What do you want, Chet?

I ate all the guac, don't look at me.

Apparently, yesterday you texted Chet and told him he, and I quote, "looks like a potato with ears."

Oh, that.

Well, yeah, but I meant "potato" in the best sense of the word.

I mean, who doesn't love potatoes with ears?

Am I right?

Who's with me?

Would you have said that to Chet in person?

Uh... (clears his throat) Well, probably not, but... (buzzer) If you wouldn't say it, don't write it.

RUFF: You looking for that leftover pizza in the fridge?

Ate it.