(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ Wheels on fire ♪ ♪ Rolling down the road ♪ ♪ Best notify my next of kin ♪ ♪ This wheel shall explode ♪ (SIGHS) (SNIFFS) (MUMBLING) (CLINKING) (SIGHS) What are you trying to do?

Make tea, darling.

For you?

No, for what's-his-face upstairs.

Don't look at me!

Don't look at me!

Don't look at me!

Just don't look at me like that.

Oh, God.

Alright, loud-hailer, I've got a man upstairs!

Back in business!

Big deal!

Who is it?

It's just Pete, you know, just little Pete.

It's only Pete.

(SCOFFS) What are these, darling, little baby things?

Be nice if we could all dress like that, wouldn't it, darling?

Clothes that contract and expand with you, innit, huh?

Classy Oprah Winfrey school of dressing, innit, darling?

Just wear a great, big, stretchy condom that can cope with every stage of your yo-yo diet.

Hoo, hoo, hoo.

Innit, darling?

One minute she fills the screen, next minute she's just a little eyeball, you know.

Mum, I don't know Pete.

You do know him, darling.

Anyway, I've just known him all my life.

-Anyway... -Why can't I meet him?

Because he's in and out, darling.

No pressure, just fun.

No pressure.

Oh.

Well, that's good.

It's about time.

Yeah, it's about time, isn't it?

(EXHALES) Yeah, darling.

It's a bit odd, though, you know 'cause of...

Bit older than me.

It's odd.

-Why?

-Well, 'cause it's a long time since I've been out with an older man, innit?

-How much older?

-Nearly a year.

Which is... Oh, I'm not making a thing of it.

I'm not making a thing about it, darling.

What, darling?

Alright, he was my first boyfriend.

He was the first thing I kissed that wasn't a hand, a balloon or a mirror, alright?

You still do that.

Eddy, Eddy, Eddy, look, darling, darling.

-What, darling?

What?

What?

What?

-I've got something.

-What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

-Darling, Eddy.

Mum's got a new boyfriend.

-Oh, here we go.

-Eddy?

-Pete.

-Oh.

-Edina: Hmm.

-She's been seeing him for quite a while, didn't you know?

Darling, you are not gonna get her to react.

We were at school together.

It's Pete.

You see, Eddy, um, I've had this fantastic approach, -you know, darling.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it's from this Japanese company that wants to rerelease some of my old movies.

-Let's have a look.

Let's have a look.

-Yeah.

Yeah.

Which movies?

Which movies?

I mean, I've become quite a cult, apparently.

-Yeah?

-Among the connoisseurs of the genre.

-(BOTH LAUGHING) -Yeah?

-Patsy: Yeah.

-Which ones, darling?

-Which ones?

-Oh darling, well, um...

There's the Chatterley series... -Yeah, yeah.

-...which is, um, Old Lady Chatterley, Young Lady Chatterley, and Lady Chatterley Doesn't Live Here Anymore .

Oh, that's very good.

-And then there's the Bond Collection.

-Yeah, yeah.

-Bond Collection?

-Patsy: Yes.

The Man With Thunderballs.

Well, that's very good.

Boldfinger.

And I, I played, I played Honey Lovetrap.

-Hmm.

-And, um... -Anouska was Titty Bighorn.

-Yeah.

And Gayle Hunnicutt was... Gayle Hunnicutt, I should imagine was a cheerleader.

Porn movies?

They weren't porn movies.

-They were just cheeky fun.

-They weren't porn movies.

Yes.

Darling, there was nothing sordid, you know.

No.

They were good plots, they were well-filmed and they had some very good actors.

Edina: It was just, you know, having a bit of a feel-up whilst doing the household chores, wasn't it?

(CHORTLING) -Yeah.

Eddy, I'm quite excited about this.

-Yeah, this is pretty good.

Pete: I've gotta go, babe.

Don't worry about the tea.

Oh, Eddy, Eddy, do you remember The Four Dimensions Of Lusty Happycrack?

Pete: Your mother's not down here, is she?

No, my mother's not here.

My mother's not here.

Come on.

Here he is, darling.

He can walk, talk, step, step, step, alright?

Mum, stop being so embarrassed.

You know Patsy, darling.

-Oh, Pats.

-Oh, cheers.

-Yeah.

-(LAUGHS) This is my daughter.

Don't laugh.

Mum, stop it.

Well, you're standing there looking like some idiot, darling.

He didn't know what to think, does he?

Yeah, gotta go, babe.

-Alright, darling.

I'll see you later, alright.

-Alright, cheers.

-(EDINA MOANING) -Oh, now, who's this?

Oh.

Ooh.

(EDINA MUTTERING) Pete: Oh, bloody hell.

Edina: Hang on.

It's an all-in-one, Pete.

It's an all-in-one, Pete.

You have to undo all the... -Pete: My... My hand's stuck.

-Edina: Ooh.

(EDINA GIGGLING) Pete: Ow.

Oh, that's where you are, Edwina, dear.

Is this the boy you were going to bring home to tea?

I found them, Daddy.

Here they are.

What were you doing in there, playing sardines?

It's Pete, isn't it?

What's that on your neck, dear?

-(BREATHING HEAVILY) -Some marks.

What are those?

Oh, we must wipe them off.

Daddy, spit on the hankie.

(SPITS) No, no, no, no, here we go, here we go, here we go.

-Stop it.

-Here we go.

-Edina: Get off.

-Oh, that's better.

Now, we must have a little chat.

Come and sit down.

And tell me all about yourself, hmm?

But he's not gay.

I never said he was, dear.

Yeah, but I know but that's what everyone always thinks.

But he isn't gay.

He's... You know, he doesn't moisturize.

He, he drums along to music.

He doesn't like disco.

He doesn't even notice my hair.

-Oh, it's nice.

-Edina: Yeah, cheers, cheers, cheers.

Yeah, he's a... man, but not in a weird way.

(LAUGHS) Yeah.

Her... not mine.

-My... -Really?

-Yeah.

-Hmm.

He lets me sit eyes-out at a restaurant so I can see people.

(LAUGHS) Well, tell me, Pete, what do you do now?

-Um-- -He's in the music business.

Yes.

Let him speak for himself, dear.

-The music business.

-Ohh.

-The music business.

-Oh!

What exactly is that?

Explain.

-Well, it is... -It... Ow.

-Well, it's, like... -Yes, come along.

Talk.

It's-it's like...

It's... Oh, just tell her.

It's cocaine-fueled orgies and drug parties.

Go on.

I mean, that's all she wants to hear, isn't it?

No, actually darling, darling, darling, darling, tell 'em about The Beatles thing.

Yeah, yeah, Beatles thing, 'cause, darling...

He, he has found... Well, he owns 'em now, the lost Beatle tapes, darling.

Oh, Beatles tapes!

Edina: Yeah, darling, yeah.

-That's right.

-'Cause he was a junior... -What were you?

-Balance engineer.

-Junior balance engineer.

Yeah.

-Yes.

And was down Abbey Road, and Pete... Well, you say it.

You say.

-Hmm... No.

-Go on.

Alright, well, I'll say it, darling.

Pete says that if it wasn't for people like him, and, um, George-- -Martin.

Yeah.

-Martin.

George Martin.

That the Beatles might just have been-- -Stress...

Stress "might."

Yeah, I stressed "might."

Just might have been... Just kind of self-indulgent and amateurish.

Isn't it, darling.

Yeah?

I mean, what was it you said, Pete, that ein Meisterwerk is like a collaboration.

Isn't that what you... Babe, I've gotta go, okay?

Um... Alright, I'm gonna shoot, alright?

I'll see you down, uh, the road.

-Mm.

I'll see you at Abbey Road, darling.

-What?

Yeah, darling, I'm going down Abbey Road later 'cause Pete's working Abbey Road on The Beatles.

Oh, Eddy, can I come with you?

Can Pats come?

Is it alright?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, I must go too, dear.

Pete, can you give me a lift?

It's alright.

I'm-I'm walking.

Oh, good.

I could do with some fresh air.

Drop her somewhere, will you?

Well, I think he's very nice, Mum.

Oh, well, that's the kiss of death.

"Very nice, Mum."

Patsy: Eddy darling, I'm so pleased to have -these films, darling.

-Yeah.

Important thing is, they were... -They were beautifully shot, darling.

-Yeah.

You know, I mean, it wasn't just rumpy-pumpy.

-You got to see a lot of the countryside as well.

-Yeah.

Yeah.

Lovely.

And it was like a, a breeding ground for young talent, you know.

David Lean, Joe Losey.

Schlesinger cut his teeth on my young oeuvre.

-Ooh, doesn't sound very nice.

-Yeah.

So, Eddy, Abbey Road.

Oh, yeah, darling, no, 'cause these tapes are gonna make him a lot of money.

-Very rich.

-Oh, really?

Oh, mucho manola.

I suppose it makes him a much more attractive proposition to you though, darling.

Oh, yeah.

-Look at this... -Yeah.

(MUTTERS) (PATSY MUTTERING) What do you want?

I don't know.

Did you rub the lamp, oh, great one?

Did I rub the lamp?

(GASPS) Oh, yes, oh, darling, oh, darling, oh, yes, oh, yes, because the party for The Beatles tapes, when he plays them for the first time, just for the industry, low-key affair, darling, it's gonna be here.

-Oh, Eddy!

-Yeah.

Yeah, darling.

So I thought I'd theme it, you know, like '60s theme it, -maybe '70s, have Elton John tinkling on the piano.

-Ooh, fabulous.

-Edina: Yeah.

-Ooh, Elton.

Yes, Elton, alright?

So you just do it.

Okay?

Come on, darling.

We've got to go to Abbey Road.

-Ooh.

-(GIGGLES) It's so exciting.

(SINGING "CIRCLE OF LIFE") (CONTINUES SINGING) (SHRIEKING) La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

(TUTS) Oh.

Abbey Road.

(SIGHS) (SIGHS) Oh, look, how sad.

-Edina: Ugh.

-Patsy: Having their photographs taken.

-Edina: Oh, run 'em over.

-Patsy: Run 'em over!

Oh, it's so been done.

Ooh.

Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone.

Oh, please, how tragic.

Pathetic!

Edina: Clicky-picky.

Clicky-hicky.

Clicky-picky.

-Huh?

-Not important enough to come in so you just gotta stand there and clicky-picky.

Come on, Eddy, I think we can get in now.

They're looking at us.

Monsoon.

M-O-N-S-O-N... S-O-O-O-N. -(BUZZER BUZZES) -It's buzzed.

It's buzzed.

Come on.

-Straight in.

Don't tempt them.

-(BLOWING A RASPBERRY) Straight in.

Straight in.

(BLOWS A RASPBERRY) (PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING) Hey, Petey.

Hey, baby!

Sweetheart.

Ooh.

Darling, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't sit there if I were you.

We are, um, in the process of overdubbing, underdubbing, mixing.

Laying it all down.

(WHISTLES) (MUSIC CONTINUES) Is that "the tapes"?

Yeah.

Pats, these are the tapes.

We're digitalizing.

Amazing.

Fantastic.

(MUSIC CONTINUES) Isn't it extraordinary, darling, how, like, voices... Like a little moment of genius can actually be caught on that plastic and chemicals like that?

Like a little fly on fly-paper.

(LAUGHS) What's all the knobs?

Eddy, just let the man do his job.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Hey, hey, hey.

It's not as complicated as it looks.

-Look.

It's... Hey.

-Ooh.

-What?

-Come here.

-It's quite simple, really.

-Yeah.

-I'm driving, baby.

I'm driving.

-Mm-hmm.

-Ooh.

-Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle... Ooh.

Ziggy, ziggy... Ziggy, ziggy... -Mm, bleh, bleh, bleh.

-(NOTES BLARE) (GIGGLES) It's alright.

Okay.

-Come on, let's have a drink.

-Alright.

Pete: Coffee, drink, whatever you like.

Baby.

So, babe, how are you?

Oh, it's "Wonderful to be here, certainly a thrill."

Cheers.

You were very small.

I'm a lot bigger now.

Oh.

Fantastic.

This was the Sgt.

Pepper's studio.

Yeah.

(KISSES) I was here.

Yeah, so were we.

We were here.

(INDIAN LUTE MUSIC PLAYING) Oh, Eddy.

Eddy, Eddy, darling, the maharishi is humping you.

(MUMBLES) Just go with it, sweetheart.

Just be cool.

Just be cool.

(INHALES) Just be cool, darling.

(COUGHING) It's just the maharishi.

(MUSIC CONTINUES) (EXHALES) Pats, whose... Whose hair am I eating?

-Ugh.

-That's yours, babe.

Oh.

Eddy, Eddy, Ginsberg is dry-humping Ringo.

It's fantastic.

(MUSIC CONTINUES) Hmm.

Ooh, look, they must have sat here.

-Mustn't they, darling.

Look at that, there.

-Yeah.

Yeah.

-With George Martin.

Click me in.

Click-trick me in.

Yeah.

Playing that little song, sitting around there with their instruments.

-Patsy: Hmm.

-I could just be like the backing vocalist or something.

You know, you could have been a singer.

-Mm.

You could have been a singer.

-Could have been a singer.

I'm just gonna get another bottle.

Alright.

Yeah.

-♪ I'm walking down the road ♪ -Yeah, sing, come on, sing.

I've only got one song, haven't I?

Huh.

(INHALES) (CLICKS TONGUE) Alright, come in with me, Paul.

♪ I'm walking down the road ♪ ♪ Just people say hello ♪ ♪ They say, "You're looking great" ♪ ♪ I say, "Thank you" ♪ ♪ "Your hair is so great" ♪ ♪ I say, "Thank you" ♪ ♪ But I'm just ♪ ♪ Walking down the road ♪ ♪ They say, "Are you Stella McCartney's best mate?

♪ ♪ I say, "Yeah, thank you, thank you ♪ ♪ So cool ♪ ♪ Walking down the road... ♪ -(CORK POPS) -(GASPS) -Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh, Eddy.

-Oh, ooh.

Oh.

-(GIGGLING) Oh, darling.

-Shh.

Shh.

Sing that one, Eddy.

-Alright, um... -Sing it, babe.

"You Are a Child."

That one.

♪ You are a child ♪ -Of the universe.

-♪ Of the universe ♪ No less than the trees and the stars.

♪ No less than the trees and the stars ♪ And you have a right to be... -♪ You have a right to be here ♪ -To be here.

(SIGHS) -Back into the now.

-Ooh.

-Pete: Alright, babe?

-Yeah, darling, here, catch.

Hey, no, don't jump at me.

Ohh.

Are we going to the pub?

-Yeah, yeah.

Pub.

-Alright.

-(SIGHS) -Have you done the zebra crossing?

(EDINA GROANS) -Now, this is it.

-We'll be the Fab Three.

Now, stay, stay, listen up.

-I'm John, alright?

-Alright.

-I'm George.

Am I right?

-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) -Okay.

-Who am I?

Who am I?

You're Ringo.

Ring... Oh.

I don't wanna be Ringo.

Come on, Eddy, walk properly.

Darling, this is rather sad.

(BOTH SINGING INDISTINCTLY) Eddy, where's Pete?

No, darling, Pete's not...

I said, "Don't come back tonight, Pete, 'cause closed for maintenance, you know."

(LAUGHING) Boy, oh, boy.

-Eddy, darling, Eddy?

Eddy?

-What?

What?

What?

Do you know Norwegian Wood?

-Yeah, darling.

-It was a drug.

No, darling, Norwegian Wood was a wood, darling.

-Eddy, you know "Rocky Raccoon"?

-Edina: Yeah, darling.

-Darling, it was a drug.

-That was a raccoon.

-Rocky Raccoon was a raccoon, darling.

-Patsy: Darling...

It meant the world was gonna end tomorrow backwards.

It did not, sweetheart.

How would you know, anyway, darling?

'Cause you were a Stones girl, not a Beatles girl.

Oh, yeah.

Eddy, Eddy, I was, yeah.

I was "Lady Jane."

So do your bit.

Do your bit.

Do your bit.

(PATSY GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY) Do your little feet.

Little feet.

Little feet.

Little feet.

Little feet.

(CONTINUES GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY) Yeah, darling.

Oh.

Fantastic, those boys.

Who was your favorite Stone?

Oh, darling, you didn't have a favorite Stone, you had 'em all.

-You know, darling... -Had 'em all.

...after a Stones' concert, I'll tell you, it was like...

Uh, Eddy, Eddy, you know those... You know those little tiny bricks and they have little bumps on them, like that, you know, sometimes that long, sometimes they've got little windows on them?

Little bricks?

-LEGO, darling?

-Yeah.

It was like a LEGOLAND of sex after those concerts.

-Ooh, LEGOLAND of sex.

-Everybody was connected to someone else by something.

(EDINA GRUNTING) Oh, that's fantastic.

Oh, darling.

-Yeah.

-I really like Pete.

We all like Pete, darling.

Yeah, I like Pete.

Darling, Eddy, I was thinking about the party.

-And we've got this fantastic '60s theme.

-Yeah, yeah, darling.

Well, I was thinking maybe we could show, you know, sort of Booberella on the walls.

Yeah, that would be fantastic.

It would be a fantastic bit of cheeky fun, yeah.

(MUMBLES) ♪ Hakuna Matata ♪ Hakuna Matata?

Come on, now, speak English.

Lyrics by Andrew Lloyd Rice.

No, come on, oh, come on, I want to speak to Yoko.

I wanna tell her when she's on the live satellite link, to stand further back from the camera.

Alright.

I'll hold.

I'll hold.

Eddy, Eddy, the good thing about Booberella was I think it was directed by David Lean.

Oh, darling, I don't think so.

Remember, darling, this is gonna be quite a low-key party, alright?

Quite low-key, darling, industry people.

We'll play the tapes.

We'll have little Elton tinkling in the corner, you know, darling.

Your films, you're there, it's special... Oh, dear, oh dear.

Rent-an-Elt.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, little Elton.

You know, I had a fling with him once.

Yeah, I mean, it was a long time ago, but I think he'll remember.

Oh, darling.

Some of his clothes.

I mean, really.

Though what he's wearing today... Hmm... What do you mean, "What he's wearing today"?

Him.

Chumbawamba.

What?

He's here already?

Yes.

Well, darling, well, well, go up and tell him I'll be up in a minute.

No.

No, don't send me there.

You do it.

No, you do it, darling.

I'm talking to Yoko.

Yoko.

Oh, no.

Yes, Yoko.

Go on.

Oh, oh, no, darling, Yoko, I wasn't talking to you, sweetheart, no.

Sayonara, konichiwa, Yoko-san.

Who's doing the nibbles?

Oh, right.

Are they?

So I won't bother.

No, who's doing the nibbles?

That was you.

You were going to do that.

Oh, yes, quite right, I have done them.

Well done.

So who was it?

Who?

Oh, I thought you knew.

-He's a singer.

-Oh.

No.

Who is doing nibbles?

She's asking you, you silly mare.

-Oh.

-Oh.

Who's he?

What?

Who?

Who's that?

That was so rude.

That is Elton John, you fool.

The singer?

Yes.

So he's not doing nibbles.

No, I am not.

Thought I'd been invited to a party.

Give me that.

She's on her way, lad.

It says here Gordon Ramsay is doing the nibbles.

Oh, Gordon Ramsay is doing the nibbles.

Yes.

Oh, celebrity chefs.

How common.

Greeted at your table by someone off the TV.

Enough to put you off your pudding.

And always so angry, aren't they, Elt?

Do I know you?

You do, soft lad.

That you do.

(CHUCKLES) Sweetheart.

Oh, oh, Elton, darling.

(KISSES) Elton: What is going on?

-Steady.

-Darling... -We've got you the piano.

-(STUTTERING) What?

The piano, to play at the party.

What is this?

She's presumpted me slightly, darling.

It's just I was wondering if you wouldn't mind just playing a little at The Beatles party, darling.

-Playing?

-Well, just, just play, you know, entertain.

(SCOFFS) If you can call it that.

You've got a nerve.

And I thought, darling, just a little, little Beatles medley or something.

You wouldn't be the focus, you know, just something... Or your song.

You know, a new song or something like that.

Did you bring your own stool?

Of course he didn't bring his own stool.

I've got a stool.

Who do you think I am?

Oh, darling, please.

Sweetheart.

Darling.

Elton!

Elton!

-Don't go.

Don't go.

Don't go.

-Get off me.

-Off me.

Hey.

-I wanted you because I wanted the best.

The Beatles were the best, and you're the best, darling.

-Get off me.

-Please, please.

-The best piano player?

-Edina: Yes.

Have you seen the fingers on him?

-Get off!

You've got lovely hands, haven't you, Elton?

-You've got fingers like me, ten Porkinsons bangers.

-Elton: Off me.

Haven't we, sweetheart?

Darling, at least mine are chipolatas.

I never liked you.

I auctioned your clothes for AIDS.

But I was wearing 'em!

-Hi.

-Elton: Hi.

I think I knew you when you were a man.

And I knew you when you had hair.

I've always had hair, bitch.

-Edina: Don't go.

-Get off me.

It's Yohji!

Get off my Yohji.

Get off me.

Edina: Last season's Yohji!

Oh!

Is that a... a grand piano?

No, it's a baby grand.

Hasn't got all the notes, just big enough for small songs.

Never mind, Eddy.

(SIGHS) Well, darling, how dare he get fussy now at my party?

Oh, Eddy, darling, we've still got the movies though.

-Edina: Yeah.

-What?

Yeah, we're gonna show some of Patsy's old B-movies.

What?

You know, cheeky little sex films.

-No... Well, no, darling, they're more cult classics.

-Cult classics.

I think you would be surprised at how good they are.

(GUITAR STRUMMING) (MOANING) (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) No.

No.

(BOTH GRUNTING) (MOANING CONTINUES) No!

No!

-(HONKS) -(WARBLING) (WOMAN MOANING) Narrator: Booberella, she came from outer space to save Earth womankind.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) (MUFFLED YELLING) (SCREAMS HALFHEARTEDLY) (WOMAN SCREAMING) (MAN GROANS) (SCREAMS DRAMATICALLY) Narrator: Booberella, she came from outer space to save Earth womankind to claim them for herself.

(LAUGHING) Oh, sweetheart.

Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, but what is life without a little laugh?

-Not one of David Lean's finest moments.

-Shut up, Eddy.

Okay, let's raise the tone.

Yes, Yoko is with us.

Edina: Oh.

She's got to back off.

-Pete: Back off.

-Back off.

-Yoko, back off.

-Back off.

Edina: Move back.

Oh... (MUMBLES) -It's going good, though, isn't it?

-Yeah, it's fine.

-It's fine, babe.

-I'm sorry about Elton, sorry about the movies.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Babe, it's fine.

-Nothing can touch me tonight, okay?

-Edina: Alright.

The money they've offered me and they've not even heard them yet.

Edina: Ooh!

Come on.

Let's go outside.

Smoke.

Booberella.

Booberella.

We've really got something on her now.

Nipple?

Now, tell me again, Pete, what exactly is it that you do with music?

What is she doing here?

Oi, bouncers, bounce her.

Out.

Out.

-No, out.

-Bouncer?

-Go on.

-Ooh.

-Mother: What's your name?

-Ooh, baby.

Ohh.

Oh, my feet.

Ohh, now it's going great.

Oh, you bet.

Pete, we're going great, aren't we, huh?

-Yeah.

Yeah.

-Yeah?

In fact, yeah, listen... you know, like, I was married to, um... Was it Tina?

-Ye... No, uh... Trish.

-No.

And we're not divorced yet.

But I was, like, thinking if maybe... you'd like to be my official lady.

(SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) Like, live with me.

Wow.

You mean marry you?

Well, there you go.

(CLEARS THROAT) If you like.

Yeah.

Yeah, I... -(STUTTERING) -Yeah?

(CONTINUES STUTTERING) -Yeah, I do.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) -(SHUSHING) Yeah.

Let's do it.

I'd just like to thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for coming.

So, like, this is it, you know.

This is, like, the finest moment of my life.

Hey, darling.

We're getting married.

Yeah, I heard.

I think it's time now we heard it, okay?

(INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY) You don't seem very happy, darling.

Oh, Eddy, I am.

(ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) -Man (ON TAPE): One, two, three, four... -Here we go.

(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING) Edina (ON TAPE): ♪ I'm walking down the road ♪ ♪ Everybody says hello ♪ ♪ So you look ♪ (TAPE REWINDING) ♪ No doubt ♪ (EDINA SINGING INDISTINCTLY ON TAPE) (MURMURING) Sweetheart, I didn't know... (EDINA GASPS) (INDISTINCT) Pats.

(SINGING CONTINUES) How, darling, how?

♪ I'm walking down the road ♪ ♪ Everybody says hello ♪ -(GLASS SHATTERS) -(TAPE WHIRS) (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ Wheels on fire ♪ ♪ Rolling down the road ♪ ♪ Best notify my next of kin ♪ ♪ This wheel shall explode ♪ Edina: Dum and bum.

Dum and bum.

(LAUGHING) Bum and dum.

-Cheers, darling.

Cheers.

-Cheers, sweetie.

Cheers, darling.

Mum, why are you so happy?

I thought it was all off with you and Pete.

Yeah, it is, darling, who needs Pete?

(LAUGHS) Anyway, darling, we should go and pack.

Coming with me, aren't you, sweetheart?

-Oh, yeah.

-Edina: Ohh.

-Where are you going?

-Going to New York, darling.

I'm recording an album.

Yeah, with Yoko.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) ♪ This wheel shall explode ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONTINUES)