FOR SELF-CONTROL.

COMING SOON, THE SEQUEL YOU'VE BEEN HUNGERING FOR.

"TWILIGHT: BREAKING COOKIE."

SHORTBREADWARD WAS A YUMPIRE WITH A COOKIE THIRST... SHORTBREADWARD: WAAAAH!

NUM NUM!

ANNOUNCER: HE COULDN'T CONTROL.

AND BELLY WAS THE GIRL WHO LOVED HIM.

BELLY: I LOVE YOU, SHORTBREADWARD.

SHORTBREADWARD: COOKIE THIRST!

UM UM!

COOKIE THIRST!

ANNOUNCER: BACOB WAS THE WOLF WHO LOVED BELLY AND WHO ALSO LOVED TO BAKE COOKIES.

HE WAS BAKING WHEN HE GOT THE NEWS.

BACOB: ARROOO!

IS IT TRUE, BELLY?

YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY SHORTBREADWARD?

BELLY: I LOVE HIM.

BACOB: BUT HE'S A YUMPIRE.

HE HAS THE COOKIE THIRST.

HE CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF.

HE'LL EAT ALL YOUR COOKIES.

BELLY: I LOVE HIM.

BACOB: WHY DON'T YOU MARRY ME?

I BAKED THESE COOKIES JUST FOR YOU.

SHORTBREADWARD: COOKIES!

OH!

NUM!

NUM!

BACOB: ARROOO!

THOSE COOKIES WERE FOR BELLY!

SHORTBREADWARD: OH, ME SO SORRY, BUT ME HAVE COOKIE THIRST.

ME NO CAN CONTROL MESELF.

ME HAVE TO HAVE COOKIES.

THEY DELICIOUS, BY THE WAY.

COOKIE THIRST!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

BACOB: YOU SHOULD LEARN TO CONTROL YOURSELF.

SHORTBREADWARD: BUT HOW?

BACOB: YOU NEED A STRATEGY.

YOU NEED TO STOP.

DO SOMETHING TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF COOKIES.

SHORTBREADWARD: OK, LIKE WHAT?

BACOB: WELL, HOW ABOUT SOME EXERCISE?

YOU CAN RUN AROUND OR RIDE YOUR BIKE.

SHORTBREADWARD: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU RIGHT, BACOB.

YEAH, ME TRY THAT.

ME DO IT FOR BELLY.

BACOB: HERE, BELLY.

I MADE YOU SOME MORE COOKIES TO REPLACE THE ONES-- SHORTBREADWARD: COOKIES!

AH, HA HA!

STOP!

ME TRY EXERCISE STRATEGY.

COME ON, BELLY.

LET'S GO FOR FLY.

AH!

TAKE ME MIND OFF COOKIES.

IT A YUMPIRE THING.

BELLY: I LOVE YOU, SHORTBREADWARD.

WHEEE!

ANNOUNCER: UNFORTUNATELY, SHORTBREADWARD COULDN'T FLY FOREVER.

SHORTBREADWARD: COOKIES!

NUM NUM NUM!

WHOA!

STOP!

WHAT ME DOING?

ME NEED ANOTHER EXERCISE STRATEGY, LIKE RUNNING AROUND OR RIDING ME BIKE OR... HEYOWW!

WHOA!

[SPLASH] UHH!

AHH...

BELLY: SHORTBREADWARD, ARE YOU OK?

SHORTBREADWARD: OH, YEAH, ME LOVE JUMPING DOWN WATERFALLS.

IT A YUMPIRE THING, YEAH.

AND IT HELP ME NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING...

COOKIES!

UM, NUM NUM!

OH, UMM, NUM.

BACOB: WHAT?

SHORTBREADWARD: OHH... COOKIE THIRST A POWERFUL THING.

BACOB: HE'LL NEVER CHANGE, BELLY.

IF YOU MARRY THAT YUMPIRE, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY COOKIES.

WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT?

BELLY: THAT'S IT, SHORTBREADWARD.

IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CONTROL YOURSELF.

IT'S ME OR MY COOKIES.

SHORTBREADWARD: ME DO WANT TO MARRY YOU, BELLY.

ME CAN CONTROL ME COOKIE THIRST.

ME KNOW ME CAN.

ANNOUNCER: AND SO SHORTBREADWARD USED ALL HIS POWERS OF SELF-CONTROL FOR THE HARDEST YUMPIRE CHALLENGE OF ALL.

BACOB: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH EXTRA CHIPS.

SHORTBREADWARD: EXTRA CHIPS?

ANNOUNCER: IT WAS ALL SHORTBREADWARD COULD DO TO STOP HIMSELF FROM EATING THE COOKIES.

HE GAVE HIMSELF A GOOD TALKING TO.

SHORTBREADWARD: HEY, THAT GOOD IDEA.

NEW STRATEGY.

ME STOP AND ME TALK MESELF THROUGH THIS.

OK. ME LOVE COOKIES, BUT ME LOVE BELLY MORE, YEAH.

ME LOVE COOKIES, BUT... ME LOVE BELLY MORE.

ME LOVE COOKIES, BUT... ME LOVE BELLY MORE.

OH!

ME DID IT!

OH, BOY, OH, BOY!

ME CONTROLLED MESELF, AND ME NO EAT COOKIES!

NOT EVEN TEENSY CRUMB.

BELLY, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

BELLY: AH, YES, SHORTBREADWARD.

I WILL MARRY YOU.

I LOVE YOU, SHORTBREADWARD.

BACOB: ARROOO!

ANNOUNCER: AND SO, BELLY AND SHORTBREADWARD WERE MARRIED.

BACOB: I BAKED YOU A COOKIE WEDDING CAKE.

BELLY: I LOVE-- SHORTBREADWARD: YES?

BELLY: COOKIES!

AAH!

AAH!

BACOB: SHE'S TURNED!

NOW SHE'S A YUMPIRE JUST LIKE YOU.

SHORTBREADWARD: BELLY, YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO CONTROL YOU COOKIE THIRST.

ANNOUNCER: SEE "TWILIGHT: BREAKING COOKIE," COMING SOON TO A COOKIEPLEX CINEMA NEAR YOU.