Van Dough: OK.

I HAVE MY PAINTS, MY PAINT BRUSHES, MY CANVAS, AND MY 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 PEOPLE.

PERFECT.

NOW I JUST NEED THE COOKIES.

ASSISTANT, BRING IN THE 5 COOKIES, AND I SHALL PAINT "THE COOKIE EATERS."

Grover: HERE I COME, VINNIE BABY!

Van Dough: HAND OUT THE COOKIES, FUZZY, BLUE ASSISTANT.

Grover: YES, YOUR GENIUSNESS SIR.

HANDING OUT THE 5 COOKIES.

HA HA!

Van Dough: WAIT!

Grover: HMM?

Van Dough: STOP!

THAT IS ALL WRONG!

Grover: NO.

IT IS ALL RIGHT.

YES.

YOU SEE?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 PEOPLE AND 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 COOKIES, 1 COOKIE FOR EACH PERSON.

Van Dough: YES, I CAN SEE THAT, BUT THOSE ARE NOT COOKIES.

Grover: NO?

Van Dough: NO.

THOSE ARE 5 POTATOES.

Grover: OH, YEAH.

THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD PAINT "THE POTATO EATERS."

Van Dough: THAT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE.

I AM PAINTING "THE COOKIE EATERS."

Grover: "THE COOKIE EATERS," "THE COOKIE EATERS."

NOW THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, SO YOU NEED--UH, WHAT IS IT YOU NEED AGAIN?

Van Dough: COOKIES!

I NEED 5 COOKIES!

Grover: RIGHT.

YES, YES.

GETTING THE COOKIES RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

Van Dough: ERR.

[SIGHS] Grover: HERE YOU ARE.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 COOKIES.

Van Dough: WAIT.

STOP!

Grover: WHAT NOW?

Van Dough: THOSE ARE NOT COOKIES.

Grover: NO?

Van Dough: THEY'RE WAFFLES.

Grover: WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

THIS IS BELGIUM.

WAFFLES ARE EVERYWHERE.

Van Dough: OHH.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A COOKIE IS, ASSISTANT?

Grover: DO I?

TO TELL THE TRUTH, I AM NOT THAT CERTAIN, BUT ALL THIS RUNNING AROUND AND COUNTING TO 5 IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.

I NEED TO HAVE A SNACK.

YES, YES, A SNACK OF MY SWEET, CRUNCHY CIRCLES.

Van Dough: WAIT!

STOP!

Grover: BUT I WANT TO SNACK ON THESE SWEET, CRUNCHY CIRCLES.

Van Dough: THOSE SWEET, CRUNCH CIRCLES ARE COOKIES!

Grover: THEY ARE?

I MEAN, THEY ARE.

YES, OF COURSE THEY ARE.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

Grover: HERE YOU GO.

HAVE A COOKIE, HAVE A COOKIE.

HERE YOU GO.

MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 COOKIES, 1 COOKIE FOR EACH PERSON.

Van Dough: NOW I CAN PAINT "THE COOKIE EATERS."

Grover: AND I SHALL SNACK ON A COOKIE.

HEH HEH.

OOH.

I HAVE NO COOKIES LEFT.

CAN I HAVE 1 OF THOSE BACK, PLEASE?

Van Dough: NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU WILL RUIN THE PAINTING.

HERE.

SNACK ON THIS.

Grover: OH.

OKEY-DOKEY.

UNH.

UGH.

MAYBE I NEED TO DIP IT IN SOME MILK.

[GRUNTING] Cookie Monster: OH, BOY!

ME SO HAPPY HE PAINT COOKIES,