- AH.

HERE COMES THE COUNT.

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO COUNT, I'LL BET.

HEH HEH.

BUT, BOY, HAVE I GOT A BIG COUNTING SURPRISE FOR HIM.

HEH HEH.

HEY, COUNT.

- AH.

GREETINGS, OSCAR.

- YEAH.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO COUNT THE NUMBER OF THE DAY, HUH?

- OOH.

WHY, I ALWAYS LOVE TO COUNT THE NUMBER OF THE DAY.

WHAT IS THE NUMBER OF THE DAY?

- WELL, IT'S 0.

HA HA!

THAT MEANS IT'S NOTHING.

0 IS NOTHING, ZIP, NADA.

HA HA!

SO TRY COUNTING THAT, COUNT.

HA HA HA!

- ALL RIGHT, OSCAR, I WILL.

HMM.

AH.

HOW MANY HORNS DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR HEAD?

- WHAT?

HORNS?

NONE!

- THAT'S 0 HORNS ON OSCAR'S HEAD.

AND, UH--AH--HOW MANY BANANAS DO YOU SEE ON THAT TREE?

- THAT TREE?

- MM-HMM.

THAT'S NOT A BANANA TREE.

THERE'S NO BANANAS, THERE'S NONE!

- THAT'S 0 BANANAS ON THAT TREE.

YES.

- WAIT.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I-- - AND HOW MANY DANCING DUCKS DO YOU SEE GOING BY, HMM?

- NONE.

NOW STOP COUNTING.

- THAT'S 0 DANCING DUCKS.

I LOVE IT!

- LISTEN.

I SAID STOP!

- OK, OSCAR.

HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO YOU WANT ME TO COUNT 0?

- NONE!

- THAT'S 0 MORE TIMES OSCAR WANTS TO HEAR ME COUNT 0.

- AAH!

[CRASH] [ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] - OSCAR?

HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO COME BACK UP SO THAT I CAN SEE YOUR SMILING FACE, HMM?

- NONE!

AND I'M NOT SMILING.

- THAT'S 0 TIMES THAT OSCAR'S COMING BACK UP AND 0 SMILES.

- UGH.

- COUNTING 0 CAN BE SO MUCH FUN.

THAT'S 0 ZEROES!

AH AH AH!

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