[music] -I gathered you all here today to announce the promotion of a very special employee.

[ascending organ music] Everyone, I'm thrilled to declare that our new Chief of Emails is Ratrick.

[applause] -As part of your promotion, you'll receive an extra bag of pretzels during your designated lunch break.

Enjoy.

-This is the best day of my life.

[phone ringing] [inhaling and coughing sounds] [reggae music] -Hey, little bro.

Mom and Dad are kicking me out of the basement.

Could you do me a favor and let me stay with you?

-Uh-- [dramatic music] -What's up?

Thanks for leaving your window open, dude.

Oh, sorry about the lights.

I guess my gaming setup is using all the power.

-Don't worry about it.

I'm happy to have you, bro.

-Oh, I'll be out of here soon.

I just got to get my money up, but I think my Poopcoin investment's going to pay off any day now.

-There's no rush.

It'll be nice to live together again, like when we were kids.

-[chuckles] Cheers to that, bro.

[pouring drink] [downbeat trumpet music] [knocking on door] -What's taking so long?

I got to get to work.

[door creaking open] -Ugh.

-Shh.

Don't disturb the soup, bro.

The porcelain bowl is optimal for flavor combination.

I got to let it simmer in here for at least a few hours.

[typing sound] [whimsical music] [heavy metal guitar music] -[singing] If you want to destroy my sweater, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[chewing sound] -Yo, Ratrick, check out this gnarly toe fungus.

[downbeat trumpet music] ♪ [music] [Up 'N Da Club, 2nd II None] ♪ ♪ (Up in da club) ♪ ♪ Where you chillin' for the summer, homie?

♪ ♪ (Up in da club) ♪ ♪ Jumpin' out the stretch Hummer runnin' ♪ ♪ (Up in da club) ♪ ♪ Fly ladies from wall to wall ♪ ♪ (Up in da club) ♪ -Jeffrey.

-Ratrick.

Dude, I got to introduce you to my buddy David.

It's his birthday today.

-Can you please keep it down?

I have work tomorrow.

♪ Now K.K.

got a space ♪ ♪ at the back of the club, ♪ ♪ low key I did my thang in the car, ♪ ♪ that's why I skip past the bar ♪ ♪ Got my eyes on tight, ♪ ♪ I'm headed straight for a corner ♪ ♪ Got my eyes on this freak with 10 suckas ♪ ♪ all up on her The type that claim ♪ ♪ they're fly and fresh-- ♪ [upbeat music] [beeping sound] -What time is it?

Where's my phone?

-Oh, sorry.

David had to borrow it for a family emergency.

[video game sounds] -Come on, David, give it back.

-[gasps] [dialing phone] I'm so sorry.

I'm going to be approximately six minutes late today.

Please excuse-- -Don't bother, you're fired.

I also went ahead and blacklisted you from every other job in the state.

Have a great day.

[dial tone] -[crying] -Dude, I'm so sorry.

Please don't kick me out, though.

-What's the point?

I can't pay rent anyways.

I'm going to start looking for a bridge to sleep under.

-Don't worry, bro.

I have a plan.

Please, would you give my brother his job back?

Please, oh please.

Please, please, please, please, please, please.

-No can do.

We already hired a replacement.

[chewing sounds] Now please get out, we're on our lunch break.

[whispering] -What do you mean we're all out of pretzel bags?

-Wait, you guys are hungry?

Yeah, hang on.

[flushing sound] I got just the thing.

[dramatic music] [screaming] [slurping] -This is amazing.

We're hiring you as our permanent chef.

[sad harmonica music] -Excuse me, are you the brother of Jeffrey C. Pincus?

-Yeah.

-We're here to drop off his Poopcoin winnings.

[car reversing sound] He won't respond to our emails, but you'll give it to him, right?

-Yeah, yeah, totally.

[ringing sound] ♪ (Up in da club) ♪ ♪ Where you chillin' for the summer, homie?

♪ ♪ (Up in da club) ♪ ♪ Jumpin' out the stretch Hummer runnin' ♪ ♪ (Up in da club) ♪ ♪ Fly ladies from wall to wall ♪ -Hey, bro.

Where'd you get the hat?

-Oh, I guess I got a job now.

Where'd you get the Cyber Truck?

-Don't worry about it.

-Well, sorry I couldn't get you your job back.

-I think I'll be fine.

Besides, now that I'm unemployed, I finally have time to hang out with you.

-Aww.

Well, you'll always have your job as the best brother ever.

[chuckles] Ugh, but I can't hang out.

I got to go to work in five minutes.

[music] [end credits]