We'll be here if you need anything.

And we'll also be here if you don't need anything.

Your needing of things will not affect us being here, -which we will be.

-[Otis] Thanks.

Hey, if you'd like to see them, can I show off my ninja moves?

We'll let you know if we do.

Definitely.

Okay, people.

We're on.

The Yum Yum Twins are entering the diner.

Here is your... pizza.

Good luck, Otis.

If Sheila could see me now!

[chuckle] I don't think we're doing that any more.

[Otis] Did somebody order a pizza?

Are you really the Evil Ninja?

You're a lot smaller than I pictured.

Yeah, you look a lot smaller than my sister pictured.

Me, I didn't picture anything.

I have very poor visual imagination.

What?

Are you really the Evil Ninja?

[Otis] What?

[scoff] Of course I'm a ninja.

The most powerful ninjas are the smallest.

Fun fact-- The most skilled ninja in the world is the size of this ketchup packet.

Whoa!

There's a ninja in the ketchup?

That's wonderful.

That's not what he was saying, Earl.

[Otis] So, uh, you have the gadget?

[♪♪♪] [♪♪] Then this is yours.

-Yum yum!

-Big-time yum!

Uh... What is this?

[Otis] It's a pizza.

No, this is a round, doughy insult with sauce.

[Otis] Excuse me?

We require equal amounts of food.

-The same for both of us.

-This is one pizza.

We need two pizzas so we get equal amounts.

[both] Deal's off.

[Otis] Whoooah!

Look what I brought.

I'll just use my ninja pizza-cutter like so... [Earl] Yeah?

[Otis] See?

Two halves of pizza.

The same amount for both of you.

-Oh, this deal is on!

-Yeah.

If this is a switch for the deal, then it goes from "off..." [goofy noise] ...to "on."

Deal is on!

-Earl.

-What?

-No.

-[Otis] Great.

So just pass me the gadget and-- You get the gadget when we get the rest of the food.

-Rest of the food?

-You did bring it, didn't you?

Like we talked about on the phone?

[Otis] We talked on the phone?

You agreed to bring us macaroni and cheese for our children.

Maybe you're not who you say you are.

[Otis] What?

[scoff] Of course I am.

Would you like to see my... ninja moves?

No, we would very much like macaronis for our prides and joys.

-Yup.

-[Otis] Right.

I'll go get the mac and cheese I left, um... warming in my outdoor oven.

[Earl] Oh, that's nice.

I feel like that's not a real thing.

[Olympia and Oona] ♪ Pizza Evil Ninja...