I WENT FROM ANNOYED TO ANGRY TO REALLY ANGRY TO FUMING!

I'M SO UPSET, I CAN BARELY THINK STRAIGHT.

BECKY, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE UPSET, BUT THIS IS YOUR FAULT, TOO, YOU KNOW.

HUH?!

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACCEPT TJ's CHALLENGES BY GETTING ANGRY.

IF HE WANTS TO PLAY THE VICTOR AND EAT A HOT DOG FIRST OR TOUCH A LAMPPOST BEFORE YOU DO, SO WHAT?

WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

I DON'T KNOW!

BUT SOMEHOW TJ MAKES IT MATTER.

[CHUCKLES] TJ IS JUST DOING WHAT LITTLE BROTHERS SOMETIMES DO.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEING THE VICTOR.

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

HUH.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

OH, AND, BECKY, THE FIRST PERSON TO TIE THEIR SHOE WINS.

AH--HA HA.

NICE TRY, DAD.

I KNOW YOU'RE JUST TESTING ME.

YOU GOT ME.

FIRST ONE TO THE KITCHEN WINS.

HEH HEH.

GO AHEAD, BE THE FIRST ONE.

HUH.

SEE IF I CARE.

AAH!

I CARE!

I AM THE VI--WHAT?

HAH!

NOW I AM THE VICTOR.

WHOO-HOO!

♫YOU KNOW IT, I WON IT♫ ♫YOU KNOW IT, THE VICTOR♫ ♫I'M THE VICTOR, I WON IT♫ WELL, GEE, BECKY, WHO CARES WHO GOT TO THE KITCHEN FIRST, ANYWAY?

RIGHT, DAD?

BECKY, WHY DOES THAT MATTER SO MUCH TO YOU?

IT DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL TO ME.

IT'S NICE TO KNOW SOMEONE AROUND HERE HAS THE RIGHT ATTITUDE.

[WHISPERING] I...AM...THE VICTOR.

DAD!

I WON AND I STILL LOST.

[BELLS JINGLING] THAT HAS TO BE THE BUTCHER.

AND MY CHANCE TO FINALLY BE THE VICTOR.

WORD UP!

ALL RIGHT, WOLFGANG, HIT IT!